Chapter 14: Chapter 14: My First Fitted Suit

It was real…

Everything from the beautiful goddess getting bigger boobs to the strange world of Eternia, an amalgamation of an endless dungeon and countless floating continents.

“Even fairies and goddesses have feelings, so you shouldn’t call them flat-chested flies or make them eat vomit…”

“No matter how perverted your mind is…”

“Ok?”

Right now, a small fairy of about 30 centimetres in size is giving me a lecture…

“Also, I didn’t get surgery. My body adjusted to my spouse’s ideal…”

So magical plastic surgery, then…

The sheer fact this little midget could exist in my world should have made me more alert. I mean the recent rise of superhumans with abilities and special powers…

Why didn’t I think this was related to Eternia?

“Because you are stupid!”

Once again, the cute, melodic voice beyond any Asian idol caused my heart to hurt.

Since I saw my handsome face in the mirror, daily life has become trivial…

Why should I work three jobs to provide enough money to make ends meet barely? It’s stupid that one item in the dungeon earned me as much as 10 years’ salary…

“Can you speak in my head like before? Somehow, seeing your lips move is kinda weird.”

“…”

[…]

[Should I cut your dick off and end it right here?]

[You have such a cute goddess who is your wife, why abuse her or think she’s annoying in your head?]

Shouldn’t that be obvious…

You’re fucking tiny—how can I get my dick inside you? What kind of man wants a wife he can’t sleep with…

Ah… sorry, the many handsome guys who know the truth about marriage…

Let the pure ones dream!

[…]

[I can get bigger!] 𝗈𝑣𝗅xt.𝚌𝞸𝓂

“More plastic-”

Pah!

A pillow slapped into my face before the Fairy began kicking me with a bicycle kick like that fellow from the immortal combat game.

I wasn’t the same as before—although some of the excitement and adrenaline remained, there wasn’t a hyper feeling, so I slapped her out of the air and watched her body flapped on my bed.

Handsome gentlemen, I finally saw the truth of the universe!

The goddess doesn’t wear underwear and has thin blonde pubes!

[What are you looking at?] Said the angry beauty looking at me with her shining eyes.

“A nice muff.” Answered me, the stupidly honest former ugly bastard.

[…]

[Do you want to meet Grandma, Grandpa or Major Tom?]

“Can I meet that sexy older sister again?”

[Your dick is too small]

“…”

I took critical damage even though my new member was top-class… Beyond even those super awesome foreigners with names like Bob, Jayden and Bubba…

My heart goes to the vertically challenged brothers out there.

[…]

[Hmph!]

[So what if she’s got huge tits…]

[I am nice, young… firm and peachy… look at my ass?]

[See no stretch marks, no cellulite…]

[Such a nice jiggle and firm ass!]

[Are you that displeased!?]

Dear handsome brothers—An evil goddess is currently seducing me.

Send your energy to me so we can overpower her with the ultimate Flaming Wolf Fist!

[Why are you lying?]

“I never lie to my brothers!”

[Then why is your cock so big and facing the sky?]

“…”

“Reverse Gravity… don’t test my bonds with the handsome brothers!”

[If you abandon them now and go out and buy a new suit from the shop, I say…]

[I’ll give you a blowjob when I return to my adult self.]

…

Brothers…

My heart is torn…

I am not a shallow man who has never touched a woman…

But this blond Fairy seems to have used charming evil magic on me.

Her devil’s eyes not only make my little brother betray me…

Even my heart…

[Why didn’t you enter the entertainment business and become a comedian?]

The evil Fairy began to move closer, her little hands filled with great chaotic energies as they slid down the tip of my little brother.

It was then that I knew…

A former ugly bastard couldn’t defeat the goddess, but maybe tomorrow!

[Pffft!]

[So cute~]

[My little Rai, please keep growing and improving~ I’ll be sure to reward you]

“Mwah!”

The Fairy kissed the tip of my member before she vanished into thin air!

“Ah, how unfair…”

[Hehe~ now buy a suit]

[(Mmm….strange taste… a little salty.. not bad..)]

Thankfully, I was already ready to leave, and my mother was sleeping, so there was no need to meet her awkwardly before everything changed…

I decided to follow the erotic Fairy’s will and looked at the place she asked me to get a fitted suit.

The place was somewhere I normally never visited and reminded me of my old college friends who used to enjoy having fun (bullying) me before I could fight back.

Their parents were rich or had high positions; thus, all I could do was grit my teeth and suffer. The money was great, and we didn’t have a choice back then…

“Haa. Haa..!”

My body felt amazing as I dashed through the streets; for some reason, people looked at me differently, like I was amazing.

I thought, ‘ Is it because I am ugly and look poor?’

[Silly… I might have messed up]

“Oi!”

[Forgive me! I’ll flash my tits!]

“Oi, Erotic goddess, don’t bring your value down!”

“Ahem… show me later at home when it’s dark… and I’m greeting Miss Right Hand.”

[…]

[(wouldn’t it be better if I just did it for you?)]

[Hmph!]

[(Since he wants Miss Right Hand, he can kiss the lovely goddess goodbye!)]

Tap-Tap-Tap

Running down the morning streets felt amazing in this new body, but I wondered what she did to fuck up.

According to my phone, the distance to the Arvani boutique was less than 5 minutes from my current location.

“Strange…”

-> Your fitting appointment is set for 9:35 a.m. Mr Shibuya

A strange text came to my phone…

This wasn’t something I had done, my eyes looking at the pretty goddess sitting on my shoulder, her hair dancing as I sprinted down the streets thanks to the huge changes in my lungs and body thanks to the dungeon.

Probably less than a handful of people could compete with my current speed and stamina.

[I booked it and paid for a fitted suit and a ready-made one in your size.]

“Oh!? How generous!”

Wait, did this perverted little fly touch my body when I was unconscious so she could do this!?

I feel violated!

[Shut up and get inside!]

“Tsk!”

My body would normally stink and be soaked with sweat, yet there was barely a bead on my forehead!

How amazing, ahhh! VIVA LA DUNGEON!

Dingle!

When I entered, the bells above me sounded as I pushed open the expensive glass; honestly, I cannot deny entering this top-of-the-range boutique for the average worker made me feel a bit intense.

$2000 for a suit…

I felt my world almost collapse when thinking how much money that was for us at home…

Luxury truly was beyond us in the past.

Yet now, I will make sure to give myself and those two a good life, but most importantly, myself!

A beautiful woman in her 30s approached with beautiful black hair and brown eyes—despite being older, I could tell she took a lot of time with personal care and looked very pretty.

“Good morning, sir.” She greeted me without looking down at my current clothes or messy hair.

[Your booking is under your name, Rai Shibuya]

Thanks to the Fairy and her support for once, I was happy. Yet why is this woman looking at my face so much? I know it isn’t pleasant, but please…

“Sorry about that—you were more beautiful than I expected for a sales assistant. My name is Rai Shibuya, and there should be a fitting and pre-made suit ready for me to take away?”

My heart is feeble, and I cannot take your disgusted stares…

[Forgive me, Rai]

“Mmm?”

“A-ah beautiful? How could I be so… Thank you, I will double-check. Would you like to use our Hair and Beauty package and the fitting?”

She began to type on the computer. The more she did, the bright and excited her eyes became.

The blonde woman looked smart in her white shirt and black waistcoat.

“Mr Shibuya, it’s all confirmed both the fitting, hairstyling and massage will be performed.”

Hmmm? This woman, why is she blushing when we meet eyes? That… the card she just handed me has a number, with “call me <3” written on the back?

What is this sorcery…

[Rai… your face is already changed…]

Hmmm? To the super handsome Rai?

[The super duper handsome Rai]

“Please follow me, Mr Shibuya. I will help you with a quick shower and massage.”

Hey goddess, this is not a normal place! Why is this woman undressing me like a hungry wolf?

I followed after the plump buttocks swaying in my eyes, her sweet perfume and tight body keeping me focused on them.

Damn women and their mind rays…

[…]

[Forgive me… I spent $33000 from my budget on this…]

What an extremely expensive happy ending!