I didn’t like to do things with others, but that was the ugly Rai filled with his own jealousy and inferiority complexes.
Not that they’ve vanished. My value has increased slightly, maybe going from a regular milkshake to a premium milkshake in a fancy cup.
But whether it was just the soft ass of Flora or the reassuring voice of Lumia, I decided to take that step and help defend the western wall with the two.
-> Wave 1 – Commencing in 3 minutes! Prepare for combat!
“Is there any specific plan or rules I need to follow? Or can I just let loose on them?”
My shoulders helped Flora climb onto the wooden rampart against the wall as she picked up a small crossbow which might be full-sized for her, but to me, it was like a handheld size at most.
She seemed to sense my thoughts before looking at me with glistening red eyes. “Rai, you see, because I am so tiny, the normal thing is hard for me to hold, so I asked my grandfather to have the men build one that fired rapidly! Hahaha!”
Flora pointed the crossbow to the wall beside my head, then with the sound of ra-ta-ta, more than four bolts were now embedded deeply into the white wall causing deep cracks in the cement.
“Ooh, that’s so fucking cool!” I slipped my rough voice because it was so amazing!
“Hehe! I know, right? Halfling gadgets are the best!”
“Alright, stop flirting and get ready. There isn’t much longer now,” Lumia said with a slight pout, her longbow beautifully wrapped with the most green and crisp leaves, while a small bellflower seemed to be the crosshair as it dangled where she nocked her arrow.
She then walked to the wall and held her bow ready—her ass swayed more than usual as she flicked her hips when passing my face… Her scent was a bit different, a little thicker than before. It was quite soothing.
-> Wave 1 – Commencing in 1 minute! Prepare for combat!
“Fufu, don’t mind Lumia—she is just jealous because you don’t seem to have prejudice about our size~ and keep looking at my tits and ass!” I was shocked because this little midget’s hand started stroking my crotch! Like really fucking have a good feel.
“Ah, it’s so fucking big… Say if you do well, newbie. How about we have a quickie after?” The evil little demon giggled with a smirk as she darted towards Lumia after teasing me!
I am popular with tiny old women…
[Hahaha! Rai, what was that? Sorry I couldn’t hear it over this 30cm blade I’m sharpening]
I am popular with the pretty goddess and cute redhead.
[…]
[(You only needed to mention me~ stupid Rai.)]
-> Wave 1 commencing! Please Survive.
The moment the voice ended, I could see the forest rustling, and from the sound of their feet, my heart began throbbing and that feeling of enjoying battle returned…
I wanted to fight… to burn the rats…!
My body was overtaken by the excitement of making new friends wanting to do well, and enjoying sex with that little princess… before I knew it, my arms were filled with flames, like awesome flame gauntlets, as I was dashing down the wooden wall and towards the forest where the Ratmen awaited me!
“Oi Rai, what are you doing!?” Flora seemed to call me, but my eyes and heart only had time for the Ratmen!
“Oh my… Look at his speed and that magical power…” Lumia’s voice sounded a little sensual and sexy… Maybe she is weird too.
[Why are you so chaotic…]
[Anyone would think you were the reincarnation of the God of Chaos.]
“Woooooh!” I yelled, ignoring Eternia’s voice—my body shot into the air with both arms filled with a huge force before my fists smashed down on the first two Ratmen, their heads smashing like a dropped watermelon spraying filthy blood all over me.
The moment I landed, their rusted swords and spears aimed at my body from all angles, how exciting! With my body fully in control, I pushed myself back using my right leg.
“Phew…”
*Woosh**Stab**Slice*
Three Ratmen attacked me without stopping—a spear penetrated my chest, forcing me to twist to the side, and then a sword and dagger aimed at my thigh as the feral Ratmen poured from the forest.
Spinning myself in a large spiral, I used the momentum to build up my flames, kicking the feet of several Rats that tried to run past me.
I felt that a taunt skill might be good!
[A taunt skill… Umu…]
Flames exploded from my fists as I smashed against the chest of the spearman, a huge hole opening before his body crumbled—taking the change, I lowered myself, kicking the dagger rat with a swift crotch kick, and lunged forward, stomping on his skull.
It seemed the rats didn’t rate me as important as the thick juicy bitches on the wall, as most of them sprinted to attack.
Yet, the familiar sound of Flora’s Ra-Ta-Ta killing the Ra-Ta-Men was soothing as my head tilted to avoid another blade, sending my knee into the rat’s chest as payback.
I took a nostalgic pose with my hands high and legs constantly bouncing to keep my momentum, lunging in with sharp knees and brutal elbows as I crushed the Ratmen when facing them 1 vs 2.
[Rai, look out!] 𝑜𝐕𝗅xt.𝚌𝑶𝓜
[!!!]
The scream of arrows and bolts being fired behind me allowed me to focus on the stragglers, running from rat to rat, melting them with my deadly Flaming Wolf Fist and ignoring the amount of drain it caused.
Maybe because it was a different type of dungeon, but the letters for Ratmen became numbers…
[Hahah! *munch* Stupid Rats! *nom**nom*]
-> Defeated Ratman 18
“Haa…..Haa….” I felt a bit tired and decided to stop showing off—making my way back to the wall, I grabbed them by the tail, smashing them into the ground and crushing their skulls.
I didn’t care about being neat, clean or beautiful.
Killing the Ratmen took priority.
Ra-Ta-Ta!
“Lumia! Fire!”
“Okai~”
I saw a beautiful sight of three burning arrows shot from her bow, a beautiful arc as if the wind goddess herself was blessing each one as they suddenly split apart and penetrated 3 Ratmen in the head.
Feeling a sense of rivalry, I rushed into the huge group of Ratmen now a few metres from the wall, my body grasping two by the neck as my flames began to burn them alive in seconds—the kill count reached 23 for me alone!
“Ooooh, it’s Rai!” They called for me!
But I was too busy, as my left leg used one of the Ratmen as leverage to leap back onto the wall, stomping on his neck with a loud crack as thanks!
*Pierce**Swish*
“Are you hurt?” Lumia’s gentle voice sounded as she loosed another three arrows as the Ratmen rapidly began to thin thanks to the efforts of our combined team effort.
I felt a little tired but stood on the edge of the wall with a group of around 18 left alive as they rushed closer, my eyes closed as I summoned the magic, the flames in my body I wanted to draw them all out until I was near empty.
A tingling sensation in my fingers rapidly became a burning pain.
“Oh wow! Rai, your arms are burning so fiercly~” Ra-Ta-Ta, The cute Halfling, mentioned my current state with her cheerful voice; I know…
[!!!]
My fucking arms are melting!
I looked at the huge group, keeping the flames under control in my hands, feeling my fingers slowly losing their grasp on the flame. I jumped from the wall again—this time, my fists pulled back, muscles tensed and drawn back.
*Bang!**Boom!*
The moment I punched down, the flames exploded, and my face was filled with smoke, dirt, heat and the scent of burning flesh. I suddenly found myself lying on the ground, covered in rat blood and on my back lay in a pile of charcoal corpses with a sore right hand…
[…]
[YEAH!! HE DID IT!]
“Wow… that felt so good!” I could only say this as the next notification made me feel great!
-> Defeated Ratman 57
-> The Goddess Eternia Feels amazed and embarrassed by your display of brute force… Alas, farewell, elegant magister.
[Level Up!]
[Gained 20 Enhancement Points]
[You have reached Level 5]
[Please Choose A Class]
[Gained New Skill]
Superman punch (Lv1) – A deadly leaping punch used by a certain tribe chief.
Handsome Aura (Passive) – Monsters from the dungeon will now hate and attack you even if a naked beauty is laying next to you! Especially the ugly or smelly ones.
-> You have earned the goddess Eternia’s affection… Look after my sister well, Rai.