Heaven, Earth, Me Novel

Chapter 49


When everyone woke up the next morning, they saw a completely languid Yasenia. Similar to a blob, she was bonelessly hugging her mother’s waist while rubbing herself on her. It was clear that she was comfortable because soft growls could be heard from her throat.

Angel and Evelyn held their nose to avoid releasing a stream of blood. They all thought that she was unbearably cute!

Tatyana was smiling brightly at these actions. She scratched her under the chin, making her growl louder and squint her eyes in comfort. “Little treasure, you have to go to the examination grounds.”

Yasenia spoke in a spoiled voice, “I don’t want to separate from mom~”

Now not even the hands were able to contain the nasal bleeding of the two girls in the back. Cecile approached and tried to pet her with a blushing face. The hand landed on her black hair, and Cecile started petting her.

Yasenia felt someone petting her so her tail wagged doing S shapes very fast. Cecile was next in line with nasal bleeding, ‘S-s-so cute!’

Tatyana smiled like a flower at her clinginess. Then, she coaxed, “We will see each other faster than you think little treasure. And after that moment we won’t be apart from each other a lot.”

Yasenia who was hugging her waist looked up with her golden slit eyes and said with a whine, “I want mommy to visit often~”

Tatyana had serious nasal bleeding hearing her tone and seeing her actions. It seems that Yasenia has dealt a critical strike! Like mother, like daughter.

Oliver and Gustav at the side thought seriously, ‘My future wife will be a beast-human with a tail. I will spoil her rotten!’

Tatyana agreed instantly at her daughter’s request, she spoke while covering her nose, “Visit! Visit! Let’s see who stops me from visiting my daughter! I will destroy their whole nine generations!”

Yasenia smiled happily and gave her a peck of the cheek “I love mom the most~”

Yasenia stood up and spoke while stretching, which made everyone pay attention to that soft, elastic, and voluptuous body, “Let’s go, stay on alert, I’m a little tired so be more careful than normally!”

Angel, because of her recently acquired experience, finally connected the dots! She blushed and went to Tatyana’s side. Calling her only by her name after Tatyana’s insistence, she spoke in a whisper while blushing, “Ta-Tatyana, c-can you give me s-some advice to do it with Y-Yasenia better? I-I want her to behave like that with me~”

Tatyana raised an eyebrow and looked at Angel gently, then she said, “Nope~”

Angel was surprised and asked, “Why?”

Tatyana said, “Because that will make you do it like me, you would lose… your quirks and individuality. Has Yasenia ever said that she didn’t like one session with you?”

Angel shook her head and said a little shyly, “She says she likes them very much.”

Tatyana waved her hand and a rank three beast that was ambushing Angel was disintegrated. Then, she said, “Dual cultivating with Yasenia is not only for sexual satisfaction. I bet Yasenia is very caring and pampers you a lot, right?”

Angel nodded with a red face, she was always pampered to the sky by Yasenia. Tatyana smiled and said, “Yasenia wants someone to pamper, and she saw that someone in you. If I tell you how I do it, you will act less naturally on the bed, and you will subconsciously try to copy what I told you. Do you want Yasenia to look up to you, or to pamper you?”

Angel answered instantly, “I want her to pamper me!” And then blushed.

Yasenia and the others entered combat. Tatyana didn’t see the necessity for Angel to participate so she continued speaking with her. “I am… Her pillar. She knows that no matter what, I will be her ally, support, and strongest protector. Moreover, as her mother, even if we are also lovers, we still have our daughter-mother bond. That is why she acts childish with me, she wants to rely on me, for me to spoil her, and she also wants me to praise her achievements.”

Angel nodded thoughtfully. Tatyana looked at the fighting Evelyn and continued, “I have seen that she likes joking with Evelyn and takes care of her as if she is her wife. She takes care of her but also shares her worries with her. That is why she asked Evelyn’s opinion when choosing something as important as a movement technique.”

Angel asked, “How do you know that she asked Evelyn?”

Tatyana laughed and said, “Yasenia has practically related to me her whole stay in the Academy these nights. From her first encounter with Cecile to her fight against the 100 cultivators.”

Angel asked shyly, “E-even our n-nights?”

Tatyana raised an eyebrow and said, “That is where she puts the most detail!”

Angel covered her red face and shouted towards Yasenia, “Yasenia you IIIIDIOOOT! So embarrassing!”

Yasenia who was charging towards a lizard-like beast tripped completely stunned, ‘Her baby said she was an idiot!? What happened!?’ *BANG!*

The lizard tail-slapped her forehead sending her flying towards Angel and Tatyana. Tatyana burst into laughter.

Yasenia stood up a little disoriented, but hastily asked without caring about the beast, “What happened baby? Did I do something wrong? Do you want me to kneel on a heaven rank washboard so that you will forgive me?”

Angel was stunned, she regained her bearings and tried to answer… Only to be interrupted by the charging lizard’s roar, “Roar!”

Yasenia was annoyed, why is this stupid lizard interrupting her while she was talking with her baby! She turned towards it, gathered her energy in her throat, and then… “RROOAAAAR!!!!!”

A deep and resounding draconic roar exploded from her mouth. The lizard became completely terrified and hastily backpedaled on the ground. It turned and fled as if a primordial beast was aiming for its life. The others looked stupefied at the sequence of actions that just happened.

Yasenia then turned towards a newly stunned Angel. Tatyana was rolling on the cloud floor while laughing. Yasenia asked again, “So, what’s wrong baby?”

Angel also burst into laughter, she dove in Yasenia’s embrace while laughing, “Yasenia I love you the most! Hahaha, you are so cute!”

Yasenia blinked, confused. She didn’t understand, but if her baby was happy then everything was okay.

Yasenia gave a peck to Angel and went to aid the others, leaving Tatyana and Angel alone again. Tatyana gathered her bearings and continued her previous topic, “Well, that was interesting. Let’s continue with Cecile. Have you realized, that Yasenia speaks calmly but teasingly with Cecile? She is always trying to change Cecile’s expression. She also coordinates the most with her during fights. She treats her like a companion and an equal. Someone she wants to tread the cultivation world side by side, be it in adversity or prosperity.”

Angel nodded and Tatyana asked her, “How do you feel Yasenia acts with Andrea?”

Angel thought and said, “Coquettish, she is very intimate with her even in public, like a little pampered wife. She also becomes happy whenever Andrea praises her.”

Tatyana smiled “See? Be natural Angel, you don’t need to change yourself. If you have to change yourself to be liked by someone… Then, that person won’t fall in love with you, but a character you created.”

Angel opened her eyes in surprise and realization. She smiled at Tatyana and said, “Thank you for your guidance!”

Tatyana patted her head and said, “Go ahead, with the roar that Yasenia released, you will enter battle in a while, focus.”

Angel nodded seriously and went to her position. Tatyana looked at their backs and smiled gently, “You found a nice group little treasure, I also like them a lot… I hope that time doesn’t change them much.”

She continued following from behind, looking at their coordination and skills. She also advised from time to time.

The excursion finally ended and their strength changed like this. Cecile was closer to the Mental nourishing realm and would have broken through if she consumed that beauty pill.

Angel has also advanced in her half-step realm, but there is still a gap between her and Cecile. Moreover, she wasn’t able to dual cultivate much, thus her advanced speed was a lot slower.

Evelyn entered the Half-step realm after her session with Yasenia, she also managed to find better robes than her previous ones, they were high-level earth ranked. They were purple and black colored, they fitted her quite nicely.

Oliver reached the seventh level and managed to find a beast companion. He also found a high-level magic-ranked Warhammer inside the rings of the cultivators killed by Yasenia.

Gustav advanced to the ninth level, and also got a beast companion.

Thanks to the pill and Evelyn’s pure Yin energy, Yasenia advanced a lot almost reaching the ninth level. She will enter it at most in one week of normal training. However, with the help of her three lovers, she will be able to advance to the ninth level in three days at most.

Before they reached the clearing where everyone was meeting, Tatyana approached Yasenia. She hooked her arms around her neck and gave her a peck on the lips. “Goodbye, little treasure. We will see each other sooner than you think.”

Before Yasenia said anything, Tatyana disappeared. Yasenia looked around for a while. Feeling Tatyana’s lingering scent dissipating with the wind, she said, “Let’s go, we must take that first place and slap Alysa on her face!”

The others nodded with a smile. Now that they knew who was the person behind their attack, they knew that it was a matter of time before that person disappears. Cecile even had a previous grudge to settle!

When they walked out of the cloud forest, the disciples present looked at them. However, their sights locked on the alluring dragoness. Some cultivators, male or female, started feeling hotter.

“S-So beautiful!”

“As expected of the number one beauty!”

“Isn’t her more… Seductive than before? To be honest, I’m having an erection”

“Can you be a little less honest?”

“Aren’t her breasts bigger?”

Angel’s, Cecile’s and Evelyn’s faces twitched in annoyance. Yasenia didn’t mind, looking at her won’t devalue her in any way or form. Do they want to look? Go ahead, you won’t be able to touch me anyways.

Yasenia was looking around for another reason… After some time, she finally found that green-haired woman! Her smile became predatory, making some girls around Alysa blush.

Alysa meanwhile was completely stupefied. ‘How are they alive!? Why didn’t anyone tell me they escaped! Moreover, she is looking directly at me. She knows!’

However, Alysa relaxed fast. She sneered thinking, ‘So what if she knows. She can’t do anything. Moreover, if I cry and look wronged by her accusations, I bet the others will side with me. No matter how much of a seductive vixen she is, I didn’t build up my gentle and caring reputation during the years for nothing!’

Yasenia was about to walk towards her, but the teachers started speaking. “Since everyone that is alive has already returned, let’s put the two lists!”

Everyone looked confused ‘Two lists?’

The teacher continued “The first list is the one spoken at the beginning, the people with most treasures or with more valuables will have more points. Every time you picked up a treasure, the jade registered it and now the teachers have ordered the groups. We have also counted the stolen treasures.”

The teacher now put on a stern face “What we didn’t speak about was, that if you killed a fellow disciple, the jade will also register it. So we will also list all of you depending on the amount you killed and of course, we will question with a truth stone why did you kill. Remember, if you lie. No matter if you say the truth afterward, you will be expulsed or killed depending on the offense.”

Some people’s eyes widen and started trembling. Angel knowing the amount that Yasenia has killed also started getting nervous. Yasenia saw this and pulled her baby in her embrace.

Some girls that were paying attention to Yasenia wanted to exchange places with Angel! They even saw how Yasenia’s big breasts wrapped around Angel’s head showcasing incredible softness and elasticity. They would give a leg to be in Angel’s place!

Angel felt her head sink in her softness and the sweet floral scent relaxed her instantly. “Don’t worry baby, I will just tell the truth. If they can’t accept it… I bet mom is still around. Nothing will happen to me, at most, I will be expelled.”

Angel raised her head from the comfortable softness and said, “It doesn’t matter if you get expelled, I will follow you. No matter where we go, I will become stronger by your side!” This was Angel’s conviction.

Yasenia’s heart melted in a puddle, then she felt Evelyn and Cecile come to her side and nod at her. Yasenia smiled and gave each of them a kiss on the cheek. Cecile and Evelyn blushed at the surprise attack.

Before Oliver could speak, Yasenia interrupted him, “Big bro, you don’t need to quit. I want you to have the best education. And, different from them, our relationship won’t be hard to keep even from distance.”

Oliver nodded with a smile, “Okay little sis, however, with Aunt Tatyana around, I don’t think that Alysa will survive.” Yasenia and the rest chuckled.

Some cultivators were chanting demonic sutras to exchange their souls with them, ‘it doesn’t matter if I got enslaved for eternity! I want to be Yasenia’s partner!’

It is a shame that it didn’t work. However, some girls approached the chanting female cultivators, “I see that you are devout! Join our Fanclub, the Super Lovable Ultimate Team! We are and we will always be Yasenia’s S.L.U.T.s!”

The people around choked and Yasenia who was not too far away also entered a coughing fit. ‘They did it!! They truly did a Fanclub! And what the hell is that name!?’

The completely spoiled Angel looked towards those girls and said, only registering the ‘Yasenia’s team’ “I also want to be Yasenia’s S.L.U.T.”

Yasenia’s mouth twitched. Evelyn understood the catch, but this only made her more eager, “I will also join! I will be the general S.L.U.T. Do not worry lost children, with the artifact to take images that Yasenia’s mother gave me, I will be able to capture the perfect breasts and butt images of Yasenia and share them with you!”

Angel still didn’t understand but clapped nonetheless. Those girls started crying in happiness and kneeled, “Long Live the S.L.U.T. general!”

Yasenia just gave up, ‘They are even changing the order of the words to fit it better! Shouldn’t it be “the General S.L.U.T”!? At least it can pass as a name!’

This day, the fan club became popular… For more than one reason.


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