“Wait, Ness, I didn’t think the television would show a porn-”

“No, i-it’s fine. I understand, I understand.”

Ness cut in Joren while covering some part of her face.

“It doesn’t look like you do, though…”

“Well…!” Ness took a peek before continuing her words, “-… I would’ve understood if you’re not so excited about it!”

“I was… sorry, I’ll get rid of it!”

Joren then ran into the bathroom which widened Ness’ eyes.

“Wait! You don’t need to cut it! Isn’t that important to you!?”

With her speed, she was able to catch up to him, pulling him back.

“I’m not going to cut it, Ness! Let go…!”

Joren felt like crying as his face burn red.

“No! Just cutting it is already bad! What are you going to do with it!?”

Ness genuinely panicked. Joren doesn’t have enough strength to release him from Ness. He had no choice but to be honest.

“It’s not like that… Listen, I’m just going to beat it.”

“…”

Ness stayed silent for a second. She imagined Joren punching his private part, projecting his shame and anger onto it until it falls off.

Her eyes become teary.

“No! Don’t do it to the poor little thing!”

“L-little thing!?”

Joren found that oddly insulting. For some reason, he wanted to defend his pride as all men should do, he thought.

“It’s quite big for your information.”

“I don’t care! Don’t beat it to death!”

Ness then decided to pull him and throw him onto the bed.

“Calm yourself there and think this through, okay?”

[Ah! Ah! I want more!]

“How can I calm myself down with that in front of me!?”

Joren complained to which Ness found a dilemma. Should she reach for the remote? But this would let Joren free and beat his meat until it’s dead!

“Wait, I’m going to tie you first!”

Ness then took Joren’s hands without him being able to fight back. She then turned him around and sat on his back to which he responded.

“O-ouch, wait! It’s bending! It’s bending badly!”

“S-sorry!” a bead of sweat dripped from Ness’ forehead as she turned Joren up before sitting on him again while pinning his wrists above him onto the bed.

That was when they heard a gasp.

Both of them looked at the entrance of the room and saw a staff member with a dropped jaw.

“Sorry! I just wanted to say the time of when the buffet will…- I’ll just close the door!”

Bam*

The door closed abruptly, creating an awkward silence within.

“N-ness…” Joren seemed like he wanted to cry, “Get off, it’s… it’s poking you.”

If only Ness was not in her mature form, he wouldn’t think of anything in this situation. But the brain in his dick was waking up and it’s in rage. Good thing that he doesn’t have enough power to overpower Ness or he would’ve done something irreversible.

“Poking me? Ah-! Pervert!”

“But you’re the one who suddenly sat on me!”

“N-no, this is fine! It’s nothing immoral, we’re wearing clothes!”

Ness tried to be optimistic but Joren just bitterly bit his lip.

“Just get off me first.”

“This is your fault, why are you going to beat your thing!? Just because I saw you getting excited!?”

“No, by beat, I mean I’m going to masturbate and release some frustration so get off me now.”

Joren finally said it and it was more embarrassing than he thought.

“What kind of a ritual is that?”

Ness had long raised her hips not to touch Joren’s thing but it was not enough. A hot lady was still pinning him onto the bed while porn was playing in the background. The worst part is that it’s just a misunderstanding! Joren had never been so miserable.

“Masturbation! I’m going to stroke it myself and make myself feel good until I cum! How much more are you going to make me explain!? It’s healthy and not self-harm, I’m sorry for my wording but that’s just how it’s called!”

“O-oh…”

Ness’ face burned up as she released Joren. Afterwhich, he ran to the bathroom as if he’s running for his life. A moment later, Joren came out with a calm face.

“Ness, we need to talk.”

“… y-yes, Sir.”

Ness sat on her knees on the bed as if she was ready to be scolded.

Standing in front of her, Joren had a solemn expression. It seemed like he took a long breath in the bathroom.

“I think we are both at fault here.” Joren said even though he believes that he’s really not to be blamed here.

“Yes, sir.”

Ness nodded.

“However, I think it’s weird that you don’t know anything in this topic in particular. If you knew, we wouldn’t…”

Joren didn’t need to continue since Ness already understand what he was trying to say.

“So, what should I do…?”

Ness fiddled her fingers as she asked.

“We’re going to have sex education!”

Joren strongly said.

“We’re going to have sex what?”

“Don’t cut the education part!” Joren felt like he was in danger. He might imagine it and enter an awkward state once again, “Ehem… but I understand if you’re uncomfortable with it. You can ask Virena later.”

“Eh? No way, it would destroy the respectable image I have in her mind.”

Ness strongly declined which made Joren drop his eyelids.

‘What respectable image?’

“Well, then, you can ask Mister Ja-”

“No”

Ness’ face turned serious. Joren now felt like he was the one in the wrong.

“O-okay, that’s my bad. Then you should ask somebody else that you’re comfortable with.”

Ness’ eyes then drifted to the side.

“You don’t have somebody else, do you?”

“Don’t make it sound so sad! I’m just an introvert, you know.” Ness just shrugged her shoulder.

“… then I’ll teach you. I don’t trust you if you’re just going to learn from games or some of the things that you watch. I mean, how could you not know that? Isn’t there a particular scene in one of your shows that shows you that?”

Joren asked to which Ness pondered and recalled.

“Well, whenever some strange atmosphere is happening between the characters, Virena would cover the television and skip the part. She said I don’t need to know that part and she was right so I didn’t really bother…”

‘So this is your fault, Virena.’

Joren thought before deciding.

“Fine, for the better of us both, I’m going to teach you right here, right now.”

“Isn’t that weird?”

“It’s weirder that you look so mature but you don’t even know what masturbation means. What if a scumbag decided to deceive you, you will not even realize it?”

“I-I see… I’m always hiding and alone so…”

Ness frowned and nodded.

“Yes, just think about Zeus if you want an example.”

Joren just said since he had heard of that God’s name from them in a hateful manner so he thought it would work. And, as he expected, Ness made a disgusted face.

“No, I don’t want that! Okay, teach me!”

“Alright, take some notes.”

When it’s finally lunch, the staff member that witnessed a ‘hot’ scene earlier returned.

“Ehem, I think this should be a good time. They should be finished, right?”

He stood in front of the door and knocked. Afterwhich, the door opened and a questionable sound came out.

[Ah! Ah! I’m going to cum!]

“Hi, what is it?”

Joren opened the door, fortunately, with clothes on, the staff member thought. The crew member then glanced and saw the lady watching the porn on the big screen while writing down some notes.

[Ahh~!]

“So that’s how semen looks like, I see… so you should be drinking it.”

She then writes it down.

Unfortunately, Joren didn’t hear this as he was waiting for the crew member to speak. Now that he looked at Joren’s face, the staff member was pressured and scared.

“Umm… I’m just here to remind you that the buffet is now open again for lunch. You can enter from 10:30 AM to 1:00 PM”

“I see, we’ll be right there. Thank you for reminding me.”

“Oh…” but hearing Joren so polite made relieved the staff member some pressure, “Alright, Sir, we’ll be waiting for you there.”

After the staff member left, Joren went back and told it to Ness.

“Are we finished?”

“Yeah… I mean, there’s not much to it. If you want, I can teach you the biology of how babies develop within a pregnant mother.”

Joren spoke like a professor. His words were purely educational which made him avoid being embarrassed about it.

“Nah, I think I’ve learned enough. It’s kind of disgusting but intriguing. I felt hot and energized for some reason.”

Ness said which made Joren roll his eyes away.

‘I wouldn’t blame her for being horny after watching porn.’

But thinking that she would recover from it after eating lunch, the two decided to come to the dining hall where rows of meals were placed.. Joren haven’t eaten anything since dinner last night, seeing this made him salivate.