In the past few weeks, Jack has experienced the ups and downs of life. He was kicked out of the gay bar due to multiple accusations of sexual harassment that were libelous! Well, according to the person himself.

On the second day, he found himself pointlessly walking around the city.

His world was getting darker as he was kicked out of his dream job. That was when Jack saw a poster about parents wanting to have a tutor.

Seeing this, a lightning bolt struck him upon realization as he said, “Who would hire strangers to tutor their kids?” he mockingly said before leaving.

A moment later, something dawned upon him!

Jack couldn’t help but slap himself on the face.

“Why didn’t I think of that!?” he came running back to the poster.

On the third day, posters of Jack were all over the streets.

[Want a stranger to jerk you off? Call this number…]

“Mom, what does it mean to jerk you off?”

“Sh-! Don’t look at him, or you’ll turn like a pervert!”

Turning deaf ears to these ‘libelous’ statements, Jack was a little bit proud of himself. Last night, he had to beg the people in a computer shop to let him print these posters and promised that he would suck the owner for each printed paper.

The owner gave in and printed the paper to beg Jack to do anything but that.

“Excuse me, are you the one who’s been posting these posters all over the place?” two police officers arrived. They are clearly aware that it was him since they’ve been watching -and laughing at- him for a while now, but they still have to ask.

‘My first customers!’

Jack was about to say yes when an old lady with a cane suddenly interrupted.

“No, he did not.”

“What?” Jack and the two police officers were baffled.

Jack was about to question the old lady when he saw her wink at him.

‘Does she think we didn’t see that?’ the two police officers looked at each other.

Jack understood what she was implying and answered.

“Yes, it’s me!” he made a perverse motion on his hand, “The price is negotiabl-!”

Pak* a cane suddenly hit him on the head.

“Sorry, officers, but this son of mine is mentally unstable. Could you let him off if we took all the posters down?” the old lady pleaded with a sweet voice.

The police officers glanced at each other. They had their fun earlier, so why not let him off, right? One of them looked at the old lady and smiled.

“No,”

Jack was locked up in a cell for one night since he couldn’t pay the fine.

“What went wrong?” his body trembled, not understanding how his business was failing, “Men should be filled with lustful thoughts!”

“That line of thinking is wrong, young man!”

Jack looked and saw the old lady.

“Y-you…!”

This fateful encounter changed Jack’s life.

“Okay, enter the cell, old lady.” the police then opened the cell, and the old lady entered.

“Hey, what are you doing locking up an old lady!?”

“That old lady is a manipulator, bringing people into the path of no return. In other words, she’s a pimp and was given the name Lady McPimp! The crime rate has been increasing lately, so she’ll be staying here as her trial waits. As a younger inmate, you are obligated to assist her.”

“L-lady McPimp!? Is that why you’re motivating me earlier!?”

Jack looked at the old lady with surprise.

“I was trying to save you from getting caught, you fool!” the old lady hit him with a cane before smiling wide, “But do not worry, I have a secret plan- ack! Heart attack!”

She shouted and wailed in pain, convulsing on the ground.

“Oh no, she got attack on the heart again!”

“Bring her to the hospital!”

…

“So, when I got out of the cell the next day, I accepted the job of tutoring from a rich family, and I got this money, Ms. Kidrith.”

Jack’s story ended.

“Wow, that was a waste of time for me,” Kidrith said with half-closed eyes. She was no longer wearing her maid outfit but an office suit instead.

“Well, how about you, Ms. Kidrith? What gig did you take, and do you think you will beat Joren with it?”

Kidrith nodded, “At first, I was offered a job as a model.”

“A model!?”

“But I declined.”

“Why…?”

“Because he said I would sell myself high, and I promised Joren I wouldn’t sell myself.”

“I don’t think… that’s what he met.”

…

After Kidrith declined the job, the man still gave her a card. But she didn’t have a phone with her, so she threw it away.

She still got some information from the man, though. She had to be aggressive! So, Kidrith went into the nearest building, and when she stood in front of it, the door automatically opened.

‘Did I pass the first test?’

Jack: [No, I think that’s just what an automatic door does. That’s not some mythical door that opens up to the chosen ones or something.]

Kidrith: [I know that already, don’t interrupt my story.]

Kidrith strutted into the building, captivating everyone who saw her. Reaching the desk, she aggressively forwarded.

“I want a job.”

The staff was baffled by her charisma.

But she was declined since she doesn’t have her resume and didn’t get an appointment.

‘So, everything’s online now.’

Walking alone as the sunsets, a car parked beside her.

“Hey, pretty, do you have somewhere to go?” a middle-aged man creepily looked at him.

“I want to get a job.”

“Ohohoho, I’ll give you a job, alright.”

“Really?”

Kidrith stepped into the car and asked.

“So, what kind of job do I get?”

“Do you know what a sugar daughter is? I’ll give you everything you want.”

Jack: [Grrr…! I’m not jealous!!!]

“Oh, but I want a phone and money.” Kidrith wondered if this is how a job works. After all, she worked at the palace for countless years and got nothing in return. So, maybe, she will get something in return for doing nothing this time!

“You don’t have a phone? Poor you, baby girl. How about I give you the most expensive one and tons of cash?”

The middle-aged man salivated as he looked at Kidrith’s voluptuous body.

“Sure, I want it now. I have limited time. Also, I’m not a baby.”

“What an impatient girl. Alright, alright, I’ll give it to you.”

Jack: [So, he thought you’re a homeless girl? Well, he’s not wrong.]

The rich middle-aged man bought everything Kidrith pointed in the mall as if he’s under the effects of a love potion. He couldn’t be blamed. Kidrith is literally on the leagues of Goddess, after all. He felt the urge to do everything to get her.

After spending a lot, they were about to go to return to the car when Kidrith bowed.

“Thank you for all the things you bought for me. I will never forget this gratitude.”

“Yes, you can definitely repay that grati- hey, wait! Where are you going!?”

The middle-aged man’s expression shifted from excited to shock when Kidrith suddenly turned around and walked away.

“I have money now, so I’m thinking of staying somewhere else for the night.”

“H-huh? Why… why don’t I give a place to stay for the night?” the middle-aged man offered, thinking that Kidrith was as naive as a child.

“Hm, okay.”

Kidrith entered the car as the middle-aged man drove to a five-star hotel. Entering the room, Kidrith raised an eyebrow.

“Why are you here?”

She asked the middle-aged man who was about to take a bath.

Jack: [I would be hurt if I’m in his position.]

“Hm… you still don’t know? Well, well, I’ll teach it to you, baby girl.”

Jack: [He adapted… he’s tough.]

“Teach me what?”

“The adult ways.” the middle-aged man then dropped his robe, making Kidrith’s face twitch in disgust. The man then pointed at his angry thing and said, “Come on, try putting it in your mouth first.” his face was flushed as if he was high.

Jack: [Why did no one offer me this!? Though, I wouldn’t like this creepy middle-aged man, the physical manifestation of the words “ugly bastard.”]

Kidrith: [I said don’t interrupt me, it’s getting to the good part.]

Jack: [Did you give Joren the green hat!?]

Kidrith: [Green what? Wait, just let me continue first.]

“No, that’s disgusting.” Kidrith straightforwardly replied.

“Oh, come on. You’ll like it! Weren’t your eyes glued to my crotch earlier!?”

“No, do you think you’re Joren?”

“Joren…? So, you have a man.” the middle-aged man’s face contorted to an ugly frown. Thinking that this Goddess won’t submit and has another man in her head turned him crazy mad, “Too bad, you’re not going anywhere! You will listen to me whether you like it or not!”

Jack: [He turned into a rapist… what a surprise…]

Remembering what Joren told her when encountering perverts -other than him-, Kidrith stepped forward and kicked the middle-aged man in the balls.

Crack*

Jack: [O-ouch…]

Kidrith didn’t say anything more, took the man’s keys, walked out of the hotel as if nothing had happened, and took the car away.

Jack: [That’s stealing, and also, you took all the things he bought for you. I know he deserves it, and I don’t have a problem with doing a crime, but… damn.]

Kidrith: [He said he would give it to me, so I took it. That’s not a crime, is it? Driving the lovely car was more complicated than I thought, but I learned midway. I was watching him drive the whole time.]

Jack: [Oh, so that’s why the ugly bastard said your eyes are glued to his crotch. He’s fantasizing too much.]

Sleeping in the car and changing there right after, Kidrith went on to make her resume on the second day. She still has to figure out how the hell a phone works and what is a resume in the first place, so she only finished it on the third day…

“So, after applying, I got accepted into that company and I never saw the perverted man again.” Kidrith pointed at the largest building in the city.

“You really got a job… even though we are only searching for a gig. How did you even got accepted?”

“I don’t know, they said someone there who’s high-ranking and a rising talent really likes me.”