Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Welcome to the highway broadcast. I’m Edwin. We have a very interesting piece of news for you today.”
The host on the other side said:
“Hello, I’m Sandy.”
“Do you know? A very strange thing happened in the park last night.”
“What is it?”
“Yesterday, a young man collapsed in the park’s toilet! An ambulance was sent to save him!”
“What’s so strange about that?”
“Don’t worry, I’m not done yet.”
“Oh? Continue.”
“There was a doctor, a driver, and two nurses in the ambulance. They went into the toilet to save the young man. When the doctor and nurses entered the premise, the three of them suddenly felt the urge to use the toilet because their stomachs did not feel well.”
“This is too much. As doctors and nurses, they should prioritize and save the victim first. How can they ignore him? Isn’t this strange?”
“The story isn’t over yet! The three of them exited the toilet and carried the patient into the ambulance. However, they realized that the ambulance driver was gone. After looking around, they found the driver in the toilet, about to collapse!”
“No way? Then what did they do next?”
“As so many people were collapsing, the hospital had to send another ambulance over. They then found out that the doctors and nurses also had diarrhea! Two of them that were following the driver of the first ambulance also collapsed!”
“Is this true? Could it be that the doctor had some kind of illness?”
“This is absolutely true! In the end, the hospital sent five ambulances over to bring the four doctors and the driver back to the hospital.”
“This is really rare.”
“If that’s all there is to it, it’s not really a big deal. However, the most bizarre thing is that after entering the toilet, many of the onlookers also began to have diarrhea. These include two patients who were previously constipated.”
“After hearing all these, it seems like the toilet is poisonous!”
“Yeah, or is it just bizarre?”
Smith who was driving, did not know what to say when he heard the two hosts speaking on the radio.
He was the one who built the toilet in the park.
The defecation + 15 attribute was actually so terrifying.
Imagine if the defecation attribute was + 100 instead, what would happen then?
Smith shuddered and threw the terrible thought out of his mind.
Half an hour later, Smith reached manager Clive’s house. Clive had just bought a new house.
Clive had called Smith on the night before to ask him to renovate his new house.
“Come in, please.”
Clive saw Smith and invited him into his new house.
It was an empty rough house with no decorations.
“Your house isn’t cheap, is it?”
Smith looked at the new house. It had two rooms, two living rooms, a toilet, a kitchen, and a large balcony.
He had a 150 square meter house. Smith was envious.
Although the local house prices were not the highest in the country, it was still located in a well-known city. Therefore, the house was priced at over 40,000 yuan per square meter. Even an old house would cost at least 30,000 yuan.
Smith could not afford to buy a house. Nevertheless, even if he had money, he would not buy a house as he had the system. He was prepared to build a house himself.
However, given the current circumstances, he definitely could not afford to build a house either.
“Is my house okay?” asked Clive.
“The school district is not the best. It is also 42,000 yuan per square meter so it’s not too expensive.”
Smith smiled awkwardly.
“So, how much do you plan to spend on this house?” asked Smith in a straightforward manner.
“I plan to spend 300,000 yuan on the renovation. I don’t have many requirements. As long as it looks rich and good, it’s fine. I don’t want it to look rustic.”
Clive patted Smith on the shoulder.
“There’s no problem with that, right?”
The requirements were quite simple. However, if Smith followed Clive’s instructions exactly to renovate the house, it would cost at least 500,000 yuan.
“If you don’t include furniture, you can renovate the house with 300,000 yuan. However, you won’t make much money.”
Smith did not seem like he was interested in taking the job.
“Your company has just opened for business. The most important thing now is not to make money, but to spread the word about your company. As long as your quality is adequate, your business will be good in the future!”
“That’s true.”
“So, as long as you help me renovate this house, I will introduce you to a few more clients. Moreover, I have acquaintances who work at construction sites. When I introduce you to them, are you afraid that there will be no business in the future?”
Clive was afraid that Smith would not agree to do the renovation, so he kept trying to persuade him and entice him with benefits.
Smith knew that Clive was lying, but he did not care. So long he used the system to renovate, he would still make money.
Smith accepted the renovation task in the end.
However, he had some conditions. Clive will need to buy the materials from him. He will also need to pay half of the renovation money in advance.
Clive agreed. After all, the other renovation companies would not have agreed to do it at such a price.
That night, Smith arrived at Clive’s new house.
Smith still had things to do over the next few days, so he was prepared to renovate the house on the night itself. Since the contract had been signed and he had received half the renovation money from Clive, he was confident that Clive would not go back on his word.
“System, begin renovating the room. Choose Baroque-style!” ordered Smith.
“Exquisite Baroque-style furniture renovations begin!”
The system began to work after 100,000 yuan was deducted from Smith’s account. The virtual projection appeared once again.
Ten seconds later, the empty rough house disappeared.
In its place was a luxurious, exquisite, and authentic Baroque-style decor.
The golden chandelier had carvings of heaven on it, and the walls of the corridor leading to the room had carvings of angels.
The reliefs of the wine cabinet, the marble tiles with light flowing on the floor, and the hollowed-out cloud patterns around the TV wall all looked very luxurious and noble.