Chapter 37: (nsfw-ish)

Posted on 3rd April 2016 by Rumanshi Ichigo

A Donkey’s Loyalty

This chapta is like short .

TLC: Fairy, Rumanshi

This is probs not safe for work, yo .

I was very puzzled when I looked at the donkey in front of me .

……No matter how I look at it, it’s just a donkey, right?

Why the Ossan was negative to this extent, I don’t understand at all .

As I wondered while tilting my neck, Ossan entered the cage .

As though approaching close to the donkey is scary, Ossan is trembling .

And then, I witnessed something .

「You Listening? I really can’t recommend this guy at all!」

「O-Ossan!」

——- A second where I saw the donkey’s foot driving its foot to the face of Ossan……!

「Y-you see that……? I-it’s… too…… ferocious……?」

「Yeah, I was really surprised . 」

I was seriously surprised . Thanks to my Mind’s Eye cheat skill, I was able to see the hoof caving into his face .

Thanks to Ossan’s sacrifice which explained clearly the situation, I now know how painfully violent this donkey is . Though the person in pain is not me but Ossan .

The Ossan nodded at me with a serious look on his face, showing a thumbs-up, while looking exhausted .

Somehow or another it seems that the ossan is expecting a tsukkomi but I’ll ignore it . It’s too bothersome .

While thinking about it, inorganic voices resounded in my head

「Activating All-language Comprehension skill—– Success . You are now able to understand the language of the donkeys . 」

No, I’m good . Honestly, I don’t want to understand donkey’s language as well .

My desires were in vain, for now I’m able to understand donkey language .

「Fuuun . Only the people I acknowledge are the ones who can touch me . 」

Uwaaa…… this donkey’s a clean-freak .

As I was thinking that, the voice resembled a frigid woman .

Hearing the donkey’s voice, I reflexively got drawn towards her . The donkey then realizes my presence .

「Hm? Who the hell are you!?」

「Eh!? I-I’m Seiichi!」

Oi, me! Why the fuck did I reply seriously!? The other party is a donkey!? From the eyes of Ossan who couldn’t understand the words of the donkey, aren’t I just a guy who did a self introduction abruptly a weird freak!?

I, who answered in reflex when she suddenly talked to me, timidly looked at Ossan .

「Hehe . I see a garden of flowers……」

Ah, it seems it’s okay-ish . Though it may be too late for his head .

I look back the donkey again and it seems like it’s completely changed before when it was picking a fight a little while ago .

「Seiichi, right? Okay, Seiichi . Come inside the cage for a moment . 」

「C’mon, hurry up! Or else, I’ll bust this cage open and kick you!」

「This donkey’s seriously dangerous!?」

What I originally wanted was…… a friendly horse .

It seems like I might end up having to continue like this without buying a horse now…

When I think about it, if I don’t enter the cage, it seems like she’d really bust the cage open and break free . So in the end, I obediently entered the cage .

「Hey, come inside the cage proper—-」

「Divine Punishment!」

The moment I entered the cage, the donkey kicks at me at a tremendous speed .

When I twisted my body in order to evade it, the donkey muttered destestly .

「You’re good, even though you’re just a mere human being . 」

「What the hell is a mere ass saying…… (Ru: Sorry, couldn’t resist)

「But, you’re head seems a little weak! You just went and easily trespassed on my territory!」

「You just said to come inside, that’s why I entered here, ya know!?」

What the hell is with this donkey!? It’s really unreasonable!

While looking at the donkey with half-opened eyes, it tried to kick me again .

「Eiiii, no more questions! Just accept my kick and grovel!」

As I confirmed it with my Mind’s Eye, the sharp kick are coming right into my face . And also, what “no more questions” bullshit? Aren’t you the one who is one-sidedly trying to kick me?

But still……Even if I evade this, the kicks are never-ending…… .

Though it was the same with Saria back then, why are there so many muscle-brains? This donkey doesn’t seem to be a demon though . Although we are able to converse, it seems we can’t have a discussion .

Do I have no choice but to show my power in order to silence this donkey as well?

Well, recalling back of my first encounter with Saria, I was attacked one-sidedly too .

While thinking many things, the donkey’s kick is coming right at me . So as for now, I grabbed it’s foot and raised the donkey up . Ohh, as expected of a monster-class status! The donkey’s light .

「Naaah!? Re-release me!」

「Ahh? Why would I do that?」

「I won’t be able to kick you like this!」

「Okay, I absolutely won’t let you go . 」

As I seize the hind legs of the donkey and lifted it up, the donkey is now lifted up in midair .

But even in this state, it was still trying to land a single hit on me, and was rampaging around .

For a short while, while still being lifted up, it rampaged around for a while . Before long, when it realized that its attacks aren’t reaching me at all, it immediately calms down .

And then, the donkey muttered in a weak voice .

「I-I surrender…… So, please let me down……」

「Okay~」

I gently brought the donkey down to the ground, the donkey rose to it’s feet and approached me .

I tilt my head at the donkey’s behavior and then suddenly, she lowers her head to me .

……What just happened?

「The lowly me had experienced your power to my heart’s content . Please kindly forgive all the rude actions that I’ve made before」

Fairy: Anata-sama can be thought of as a wife called her husband Hue hue . She became damn polite

Anata-sama? Eh, what are you talking about?

Fairy: Anata-sama can be thought of as a wife called her husband Hue hue .

Suddenly, the donkey’s attitude turned a 1800 turn made me confused . Un, the confusion doesn’t make sense!

While I couldn’t grasp the current situation, the donkey continued .

『From the moment I was born, my mother taught me that…… 「Other than those beings whom you have acknowledged, you must not be touched . In addition, if a person whom you’ve acknowledged appeared, serve him with all you have」, like that……』

「Okaa-san!?」

Hey, Donkey’s Okaa-san!? Just what are you teaching to your daughter!? …… Are? Did Donkey’s Okaa-san is an ass as well? My thoughts are messed up .

As my brain’s processing speed reached its limits, I don’t understand anymore . What’s with this ass?

「Being stronger than me is important as well but more than that, I’m happy that you treated me equally even if I’m a donkey . 」

Yeah, being treated as an equivalent, for example being able to understand the donkey’s words, thus we reached a mutual understanding…… .

Well, with this, I’m able to make conversations with animals, but at the same time, I can no longer interact with them normally . ( Normally in the sense as normal animals)

It’s like, treating them like human beings .

Even animals have their own will and emotions .

This All-Language Comprehension Skill is, is really valuable . Treasure Box, the things that you’ve left, are all very valuable and important things .

Even though it is weird for I, who killed him to do this, I saluted him in my heart .

While thinking those things in mind, the donkey arrived at a conclusion .

「Concerning about Anata-sama, I wish for you to be my Master . Even though I’m still inexperienced, please take care of me in the future . 」

「Aren’t you too quick in jumping to conclusions!?」

It’s already decided!?

No, no matter how you look at it, it’s just a donkey and it’s not like that it’s good enough!

In the first place, even if it’s not a horse it’s fine so for this time, shall i settle for this donkey?

In the first place, since this donkey had already acknowledged me, so I decided to buy this donkey .

「All right . To begin with, I’m not really fixated on buying a horse . You’re good enough . 」

「Master . I am called 「Rurune」, Please call me by that name in the future . 」

「Saria was also like that . Why are you animals are named with a bishoujo-like names!?」

Is it a fashion? Even among animals, it’s fashionable to have bishoujo-like names!?

……No, these kind of thoughts are just for humans only . In the animal kingdom, they have a custom of having names as well .

In other words, while raising a dog, even if the owner named it Pochi, it’s real name might be Watson . Somehow, I don’t like it .

While lightly doing that and wearily, I informed Ossan that I would buy Rurune .

「Ossan, I think I’ll buy this donkey . 」

「Fuhehe . It’s a fishie!」

What should I do, he’s seriously not sane at all……!

When the invalid Ossan is blabbering nonsense, Rurune quietly approached Ossan .

「Master is delayed, because of this pig!」

Ossan is kicked again by Rurune, and collided with the wall .

And then——- .

「Haaa!? Th-this is!?」

「Ah, he finally regained his sanity . 」

As Ossan regained his sanity, I told him again that I’ll buy the donkey, his eyes opened wide in surprise .

「O-oi . Is it really okay? This guy won’t really listen no matter what you say, ya know?」

「It’s really okay . Hora . 」

「Master’s hand feels so good . 」

As I caress her neck, Rurune leaned towards me as though she felt really good .

Ossan was even more surprised when he looked at this scene .

「This guy’s amazing…… He seriously tamed that crazed tomboy lass so easily……!」

「Hahaha…… Well then, how much is this donkey?」

When I asked for the price, surprisingly, since this donkey was so wild that no one wanted to buy it, it’s at a cheap price of 10 gold coins .

I was surprised of how low the price is, and Ossan continued .

「There are various goods that aren’t selling well but for you who is acknowledged by this lass, I’ll add in a full set of reins as a service . 」

「Really!?」

Although I’m not troubled about the money, but I got additional freebies . So I am really grateful .

While I was happy about it, Ossan went to the back of the shop and showed up again with the reins .

「Okay then, I’ll attach the reins of it–tsu!?」

「O-Ossannnnn!」

Ossan tried to attach the reins to Rurune but got kicked once again by Rurune .

「The only one who can touch me is Master only . 」

This girl’s heartfelt loyalty’s scary .

But just by grabbing her legs a little, she became helpless .

Due to that incident, I was instructed on how to attach the harness and attached it onto Rurune .

And then, when everything was finished, I paid Ossan 10 gold coins .

「Thank you for your patronage! If there are any other demons that you wish for, please come here anytime! If you request for the maintenance of the harness, I will do it as well . Though, it’ll cost you a small amount of money . 」

「I understand . Umm……」

「Oppps, It seems like I have yet to introduce myself . My name is Baruzasu . Baruzasu . Aura . Nice to meet you . 」

「My name is Seiichi . Well then, if there’s something I need, I’ll come here . 」

「Okay!」

As Ossan smiled as me leaving—— I bid farewell to Baruzasu and walked around the town while pulling Rurune along .

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I was straight-up puzzled when I looked all up in tha donkey up in front of mah dirty ass .

……No matta how tha fuck I peep it, it’s just a thugged-out donkey, right?

Why tha Ossan was wack ta dis extent, I don’t KNOW at all .

As I wondered while tiltin mah neck, Ossan entered tha cage .

As though approachin close ta tha donkey is freaky, Ossan is trembling .

And then, I witnessed something .

「Yo ass Listening, biatch? I straight-up can’t recommend dis muthafucka at all!」

「O-Ossan!」

——- A second where I saw tha donkey’s foot rollin its foot ta tha grill of Ossan……!

「Y-you peep that……, biatch? I-it’s… too…… ferocious……?」

「Yeah, I was straight-up surprised . 」

I was seriously surprised . Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thanks ta mah Mind’s Eye cheat skill, I was able ta peep tha hoof cavin tha fuck into his wild lil’ face .

Thanks ta Ossan’s sacrifice which explained clearly tha thang, I now know how tha fuck painfully violent dis donkey is . Though tha thug up in pain aint me but Ossan .

Da Ossan nodded all up in mah grill wit a straight-up look on his wild lil’ face, showin a thumbs-up, while lookin exhausted .

Somehow or another it seems dat tha ossan is expectin a tsukkomi but I’ll ignore dat shit . It’s too bothersome .

While thankin bout it, inorganic voices resounded up in mah head

「Activatin All-language Comprehension skill—– Success . Yo ass is now able ta KNOW tha language of tha donkeys . 」

Fuck dat shit, I’m good . Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin’ falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Honestly, I don’t wanna KNOW donkey’s language as well .

My fuckin desires was up in vain, fo’ now I’m able ta KNOW donkey language .

「Fuuun . I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch . Only tha playas I acknowledge is tha ones whoz ass can bust a nut on mah dirty ass . 」

Uwaaa…… dis donkey’s a cold-ass lil clean-freak .

As I was thankin that, tha voice resembled a gangbangin’ frigid biatch .

Hearin tha donkey’s voice, I reflexively gots drawn towardz her n’ shit . Da donkey then realizes mah presence .

「Hm, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck tha hell is you, nahmean biiiatch??」

「Eh!, biatch? I-I’m Seiichi!」

Oi, me biaaatch! Why tha fuck did I reply seriously!, biatch? Da other jam be a thugged-out donkey!, biatch? From tha eyez of Ossan whoz ass couldn’t KNOW tha lyrics of tha donkey, aren’t I just a muthafucka whoz ass did a self introduction abruptly a weird freak!, biatch?

I, whoz ass answered up in reflex when her big-ass booty suddenly talked ta me, timidly looked at Ossan .

「Hehe . I peep a garden of flowers……」

Ah, it seems it’s all gravy-ish . Though it may be too late fo’ his head .

I look back tha donkey again n’ again n’ again n’ it seems like it’s straight-up chizzled before when dat shiznit was pickin a gangbangin’ fight a lil while ago .

「Seiichi, right, biatch? Okay, Seiichi . Come inside tha cage fo’ a moment . 」

「C’mon, hurry up! Or else, I’ll bust dis cage open n’ kick you, nahmean biiiatch?」

「This donkey’s seriously dangerous!?」

What I originally wanted was…… a gangbangin’ thugged-out horse .

It seems like I might end up havin ta continue like dis without buyin a cold-ass lil cow now, nahmeean? . .

When I be thinkin bout it, if I don’t enta tha cage, it seems like she’d straight-up bust tha cage open n’ break free . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass . So up in tha end, I obediently entered tha cage .

「Yo, come inside tha cage proper—-」

「Divine Punishment!」

Da moment I entered tha cage, tha donkey kicks all up in mah grill at a tremendous speed .

When I twisted mah body up in order ta evade it, tha donkey muttered destestly .

「You’re good, even though you’re just a mere human being . 」

「What tha hell be a mere ass saying…… (Ru: Sorry, couldn’t resist)

「But, you’re head seems a lil weak! Yo ass just went n’ easily trespassed on mah territory!」

「Yo ass just holla’d ta come inside, that’s why I entered here, ya know!?」

What tha hell is wit dis donkey!, biatch? It’s straight-up unreasonable!

While lookin all up in tha donkey wit half-opened eyes, it tried ta kick me again .

「Eiiii, no mo’ thangs muthafucka! Just accept mah kick n’ grovel!」

As I confirmed it wit mah Mind’s Eye, tha sharp kick is comin right tha fuck into mah grill fo’ realz . And also, what tha fuck “no mo’ thangs” bullshit, biatch? Aren’t you tha one whoz ass is one-sidedly tryin ta kick me son?

But still……Even if I evade this, tha kicks is never-ending…… .

Though dat shiznit was tha same ol’ dirty wit Saria back then, why is there all kindsa muthafuckin muscle-domes, biatch? This donkey don’t seem ta be a thugged-out demon though cause I gots dem finger-lickin’ chickens wit tha siz-auce . Although we is able ta converse, it seems we can’t gotz a gangbangin’ finger-lickin’ discussion . I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch .

Do I have no chizzle but ta show mah juice up in order ta silence dis donkey as well?

Well, recallin back of mah first encounta wit Saria, I was beat down one-sidedly like a muthafucka .

While thankin nuff thangs, tha donkey’s kick is comin right all up in mah face . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass . So as fo’ now, I grabbed it’s foot n’ raised tha donkey up . Ohh, as expected of a monster-class status muthafucka! Da donkey’s light .

「Naaah!, biatch? Re-release me!」

「Ahh, biatch? Why would I do that?」

「I won’t be able ta kick you like this!」

「Okay, I straight-up won’t let you go . 」

As I seize tha hind hairy-ass legz of tha donkey n’ lifted it up, tha donkey is now lifted up in midair .

But even up in dis state, dat shiznit was still tryin ta land a single hit on me, n’ was rampagin around .

For a gangbangin’ finger-lickin’ dirty-ass short while, while still bein lifted up, it rampaged round fo’ a while . Before long, when it realized dat its attacks aren’t reachin me at all, it immediately calms down .

And then, tha donkey muttered up in a weak voice .

「I-I surrender…… So, please let me down……」

「Okay~」

I gently brought tha donkey down ta tha ground, tha donkey rose ta it’s feet n’ approached mah dirty ass .

I tilt mah head all up in tha donkey’s behavior n’ then suddenly, she lowers her head ta mah dirty ass .

……What just happened?

「Da lowly me had experienced yo’ juice ta mah heart’s content . Please kindly forgive all tha rude actions dat I’ve made before」

Fairy: Anata-sama can be thought of as a hoe called her homeboy Hue hue . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass . Biatch became damn polite

Anata-sama, biatch? Eh, what tha fuck is you poppin’ off about?

Fairy: Anata-sama can be thought of as a hoe called her homeboy Hue hue .

Suddenly, tha donkey’s attitude turned a 1800 turn made me confused . Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Un, tha mad drama don’t make sense!

While I couldn’t grasp tha current thang, tha donkey continued .

『From tha moment I was born, mah mutha taught me that…… 「Other than dem beings whom you have bigged up, you must not be touched . Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In addition, if a thug whom you’ve bigged up rocked up, serve his ass wit all you have」, like that……』

「Okaa-san!?」

Yo, Donkey’s Okaa-san!, biatch? Just what tha fuck is you teachin ta yo’ daughter!, biatch? …… Are, biatch? Did Donkey’s Okaa-san be a ass as well, biatch? My fuckin thoughts is messed up .

As mah dome’s processin speed reached its limits, I don’t KNOW no mo’ . What’s wit dis ass?

「Bein stronger than me is blingin as well but mo’ than that, I’m aiiight dat you treated mah crazy ass equally even if I’m a thugged-out donkey . 」

Yeah, bein treated as a equivalent, fo’ example bein able ta KNOW tha donkey’s lyrics, thus we reached a mutual understanding…… .

Well, wit this, I’m able ta make rap battlez wit muthafuckas yo, but all up in tha same time, I can no longer interact wit dem normally . ( Normally up in tha sense as aiiight muthafuckas)

It’s like, treatin dem like human beings .

Even muthafuckas have they own will n’ emotions .

This All-Language Comprehension Skill is, is straight-up valuable . Treasure Box, tha thangs dat you’ve left, is all straight-up valuable n’ blingin thangs .

Even though it is weird fo’ I, whoz ass capped his ass ta do this, I saluted his ass up in mah ass .

While thankin dem thangs up in mind, tha donkey arrived at a cold-ass lil conclusion .

「Concernin bout Anata-sama, I wish fo’ you ta be mah Masta n’ shit . Even though I’m still inexperienced, please take care of me up in tha future . 」

「Aren’t you too quick up in jumpin ta conclusions!?」

It’s already decided!?

Fuck dat shit, no matta how tha fuck you peep it, it’s just a thugged-out donkey n’ it’s not like dat it’s phat enough!

In tha straight-up original gangsta place, even if it’s not a cold-ass lil cow it’s fine so fo’ dis time, shall i settle fo’ dis donkey?

In tha straight-up original gangsta place, since dis donkey had already bigged up me, so I decided ta loot dis donkey .

「All right . To begin with, I’m not straight-up fixated on buyin a horse . You’re phat enough . 」

「Masta n’ shit . I be called 「Rurune」, Please call me by dat name up in tha future . 」

「Saria was also like dis shit . Why is you muthafuckas is named wit a funky-ass bishoujo-like names!?」

Is it a gangbangin’ fashion, biatch? Even among muthafuckas, it’s fashionable ta have bishoujo-like names!?

……Fuck dat shit, these kind of thoughts is just fo’ humans only . In tha animal mackdaddydom, they gotz a cold-ass lil custom of havin names as well .

In other lyrics, while raisin a thugged-out dog, even if tha balla named it Pochi, it’s real name might be Watson . I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass . Somehow, I don’t like dat shit .

While lightly bustin dat n’ wearily, I informed Ossan dat I would loot Rurune .

「Ossan, I be thinkin I’ll loot dis donkey . 」

「Fuhehe . It aint nuthin but a gangbangin’ fishie!」

What should I do, he’s seriously not sane at all……!

When tha invalid Ossan is blabberin nonsense, Rurune on tha fuckin’ down-lowly approached Ossan .

「Masta is delayed, cuz of dis pig!」

Ossan is kicked again n’ again n’ again by Rurune, n’ collided wit tha wall .

And then——- .

「Haaa!, biatch? Th-this is!?」

「Ah, he finally regained his sanity . 」

As Ossan regained his sanity, I holla’d at his ass again n’ again n’ again dat I’ll loot tha donkey, his wild lil’ fuckin eyes opened wide up in surprise .

「O-oi . Is it straight-up aiiight, biatch? This muthafucka won’t straight-up listen no matta what tha fuck you say, ya know?」

「It’s straight-up aiiight yo . Hora . 」

「Master’s hand feels so good . 」

As I caress her neck, Rurune leaned towardz me as though she felt straight-up good .

Ossan was even mo’ surprised when he looked at dis scene .

「This muthafucka’s amazing…… Dude seriously tamed dat crazed tomboy lass so easily……!」

「Hahaha…… Well then, how tha fuck much is dis donkey?」

When I axed fo’ tha price, surprisingly, since dis donkey was so wild dat no one wanted ta loot it, it’s at a cold-ass lil skanky price of 10 gold coins .

I was surprised of how tha fuck low tha price is, n’ Ossan continued .

「There is various loot dat aren’t pushin well but fo’ you whoz ass is bigged up by dis lass, I’ll add up in a gangbangin’ full set of reins as a service . 」

「Really!?」

Although I’m not shitd bout tha scrilla yo, but I gots additionizzle freebies . Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass . So I be straight-up grateful .

While I was aiiight bout it, Ossan went ta tha back of tha shop n’ flossed up again n’ again n’ again wit tha reins .

「Okay then, I’ll attach tha reinz of it–tsu!?」

「O-Ossannnnn!」

Ossan tried ta attach tha reins ta Rurune but gots kicked once again n’ again n’ again by Rurune .

「Da only one whoz ass can bust a nut on me is Masta only . 」

This girl’s heartfelt loyalty’s freaky .

But just by grabbin her hairy-ass legs a lil, da hoe became helpless .

Cuz of dat incident, I was instructed on how tha fuck ta attach tha harnizz n’ attached it onto Rurune .

And then, when every last muthafuckin thang was finished, I paid Ossan 10 gold coins .

「Nuff props fo’ yo’ patronage biaaatch! If there be any other demons dat you wish for, please come here anytime biaaatch! If you request fo’ tha maintenizzle of tha harness, I’ma do it as well . Though, it’ll cost you a lil’ small-ass amount of scrilla . 」

「I understand . Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Umm……」

「Oppps, It seems like I have yet ta introduce mah dirty ass yo . Hoes call me Baruzasu fo’sho . Baruzasu . Aura . Sick ta hook up you, biatch . 」

「Hoes call me Seiichi . Well then, if there’s suttin’ I need, I’ll come here . 」

「Okay!」

As Ossan smiled as me leaving—— I bid farewell ta Baruzasu n’ strutted round tha hood while pullin Rurune along .