Chapter 4: Poison Resistance

“Ughhh ……”

I am about to die .

I understand what I am saying . Right now I am tired, mentally and physically . One week has passed since I ate the paralysis grass and acquired “paralysis resistance” . After that, I visited the habitat of the clever monkey several times, but I did not find any more seeds after those nine .

“Amu mmhh …… so bad”

I put a fruit of the evolution in my mouth and mutter so . By the way, the fruit of the evolution I am eating is today’s meal . Because I eat them at a pace of one seed per day per week, only two remain . After that, probably because I earnestly kept eating the seeds and appraising various things, I got strange resistances that were different from paralysis resistance . By the way my present status is:

«Hiiragi Seiichi»

Tribe: Mass of filth …… Oh, human ass

Gender: Male named filth

Occupation: Smelly homeless

Age: 17

Level: 1

Magic: 17

ATK: 1

Defense: 1

Agility: 1

Magic attack: 1

Magic defense: 1

Luck: 0

Charm:

«Equipment»

Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .

«Skill»

[Analyze], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance] [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance] [Confusion resistance] [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance] [Hindrance resistance] .

«State»

Evolution x 8 . Fatigue

Uhhh . I have a lot of material to use in a Tsukkomi act . Race first . It seems that it forgot that I am Human . The correct sex isn’t male; it’s filth . Occupation has evolved since the last time in a bad way . My equipment smells so bad that it can be used as a weapon . What the hell is this . Ultimate weapon? Underwear and shirt of sure death . Amazing . And look at the Charm . Is it blank? At least do you not even want to write words?

………… .

“I say, what should I do…’’

I dropped down onto both hands and knees on the ground . Just who has a grudge on me?! Ahhh! I don´t have a proper status beside the «skill» . I took a deep breath .

Calm down… . Yosh … . Fuuuuu . Now that I calmed myself down . I confirmed again that I got new skills .

[Sleep resistance]

To disable forced sleep by sleeping gas, etc .

[Confusion resistance]

Resistance to confusion and hallucinations .

[Charm resistance]

I prevent hypnosis caused by charm .

[Petrification resistance]

Disable being petrified by magic or evil eye, etc .

[Hindrance resistance]

Resistance to inhibition of movement due to trap or magic .

Aren’t these five quite amazing? No . More than amazing, these are convenient . Inside this dangerous forest, who knows when a gas such as sleeping gas or hallucinations might show up . Such a resistance will be very important to live . As a result of having analyzed all five of them like that, I ate the mushroom which was there . Before I obtained these skills, when analyzing the paralysis grass, the result was ‘?’ . As I continued to analyze and profit, I won’t die .

By the way, when I judged it once again after having learned this skill, I was shown this:

[Sleep Mushroom]: One bit makes me sleepy . All of it makes me pass out .

[Super Dangerous Mushroom]: Somehow a lot of hallucinations are seen . It stimulates . It’s a dream-like mushroom for dying people .

[Charm Mushroom]: All you see is turned beautiful . It makes you happy and unable to stand still .

[Petrification Mushroom]: If you eat, it petrifies you starting from your legs . It’s impossible to deal with it because it petrifies all of you . Bit by bit, the petrification reverses with time .

[Disturbing Mushroom]: After eating, you can’t move from the place . However, even if you can’t move from the place, you can still move your body .

I threw away everything . It was a life crisis, you know?! Like hell I could do it!!! Moreover when I ate a sleep mushroom, I sleep like that and when I woke up, there was a smart monkey near me which scared me shitless!! Because I have a strong smell, I thought it will notice me!! I was prepared to die!! Furthermore, super dangerous mushroom?!! Just like that!!?? Moreover it isn’t that like a drug!! I just pulled a tsukkomi act there . Seriously just a bite and I felt invincible . When I thought I could defeat the clever monkey, the effect wore out just before I could enter their habitat . Not a good drug, for sure . Then it was a charm mushroom . When I returned to normal, I despaired at my own sexual desire . The petrifying mushroom is pure horror . Freaking scary . The disturbing mushroom was interesting . You can move your body, but at the same time, you can’t move from the spot . Well, I was worried thinking what if that monkey will show up .

“To speak frankly, I don’t want to put something unknown in my mouth anymore… . ’’

In don’t have the 4 right of the consumer? (TL note: The right to safety, The right to be informed, The right to choose, The right to be heard) . The right of information is important!!! But, god is being cold to me . Well, the god who sent us here won’t interfere with this world though .

“This… is clearly dangerous isn’t it?’’

Currently I put the seed of evolution in my mouth and eat it . Farewell my last meal .

Suddenly —-

“A dangerous atmosphere to the max, but…’’

With my right hand there is one mushroom . It was dark purple, a mix of blue and red, with yellow spots and furthermore a white spot at the top . So, why white? It’s the opposite! Absolutely bad!! Will I die? Me? It’s a lump of poison!! Just tell me to die already!!! Bu . . but I still haven’t appraised this mushroom . There exists the possibility of this mushroom being just a edible mushroom . The moment the appraisal isn’t “?”, it isn’t an experiment anymore and it will become a fact…!!! Oh God… please have mercy . . ! With that thought, I use the skill [Analyze] .

『？？？？』……？？？？。

“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” [ED note: Exactly what I would say]

“Should I disappear from this world?!!! It’s your fault that I have to do a life experiment by putting my body on the line!! Mou, can’t you treat me a bit kinder already!? Please be serious , ooohh!”

“I…… did my best… . . everyone, from everything thank you…!!”

Now after saying my last words, I put this dark purple dangerous mushroom in my mouth . Is this the vision everyone sees in the end when they die? I see revolving lanterns, but the quality is more real than that of an illusion . But, seriously, what should I do with this dangerous thing? I know I shouldn’t eat it . Maaaan . It would become a problem when I have to eat it, isn’t it? Currently there is something else to eat . There are two things, medicinal grass and seed of evolution which is already gone . I have searched for something to eat even if it is a little before the fear of starvation makes me think it twice .

By the way, for some reason after eating one seed of evolution, I became full… . .

“As I thought . Stop!”

It’s scary! Super scary!! Is it ultra poisonous?! If I eat this joking, I will die right?!

“It’s useless… . I am not confident at all . If I don’t tell this to someone, this anxiety won’t disappear… . ”

In the first place will it even make a person sad if I die? For example my parents, friends, lover…

“I don’t have parents!!! Very few friends! And a lover? Yeah, sure…!”

It’s dangerous . It hurts . I became sad . I, perhaps, have no living value . The moment I became negative, this type of thoughts starts popping around .

Somehow by living a difficult life, my spirit drains .

“… . If I eat this, I will die…”

Right now, I can say I became weird . Maybe because I’m thinking about committing suicide? I understand the reason . Even I have thought to myself that I am an idiot .

“… . . Ei!” Munch

“In the end I ended eating that mushroom……”

“……… a,are? Nothing happened?!”

I confirmed that I ate the mushroom . Wait, is this seriously okay? Finally, I had hit the jackpot at last!!!?

“Ohhhhhhh!!!”

I lift both arms and somehow I feel like shouting, so I shouted . The happiness had spread all over my body .

“Finally, my time has come!!!!!!!”

I started dancing from joy .

“Yahooooo!!!!”

I am seriously happy . This feeling was like having a lover!!!… Not that I have one .

“Fufufufufu . This time it is my win!”

?!!

“Cough cough” I started vomiting blood .

“… . Se…seriously?”

I sure don’t have any luck . As expected, there is a 0 in the status .

“It can’t be… . It’s a delayed poison?”

No . When I think about it, the poison took effect in a short amount of time . Is it an immediate effect? In the end, it seems this time was a failure .

“I understand… I know… . ”

I was idiotically in high spirits . It is like a punch line I read somewhere… . ! Fuck!

I collapsed on my knee .

“Cough!!! cough!!… . buee, bueee… . ”

Seriously, this time is really bad… . .

“… . . I will die from poison?”

Uwaaa…… I really don’t want . Starvation is unpleasant, but this is worse . Can I have a bit more pleasant death? But right now, I have this poison in my body . Seriously, in the end, I have zero luck . And just like that, I collapsed

.

“Haa, Haaa”

I can’t breathe properly . My body won’t respond . Even with the detoxification grass, I won’t make it . With [Analyze], it says it can heal injuries . After all poison has to be cured by poison grass… . or antidote grass? It doesn’t matter .

“Cough!!… . If this is gonna be the end… I will eat this… . ”

I just put forth some willpower and took two seeds of evolution out from an item box .

“Eh… thanks to this, I had managed to survive…”

So, in this collapsed state, I quietly watched the seed of evolution that was in front of me . True . If that smart monkey hadn’t dropped this, by this time I should have become a corpse . Even though they taste horrible, this thing did satisfy my belly . This week I didn’t suffer from a lack of food thanks to this seed . Seriously I am thankful to this seed… . . In the end, I didn’t understand its effect .

“… Thanks for giving so many thing to a person like me”

After saying that, I put the seed of evolution into my mouth . Munch, munch, munch… . . I ate one seed of evolution . Ahhh somehow I can eat another one . Munch, munch… . . I ate the last seed of evolution……

“I am completely ok!”

I awake suddenly . What the hell happened!? Just now I was about to die! Somehow after eating the seed of evolution, I started felling well but…!!

“cho! What about the deadly atmosphere that was there? Soo embarrassing!”

I started blushing! What the hell! It hurts! Where did the poison go? While burning with shame, I thought of a hypothesis .

“… . . It can’t be . That [seed of evolution]’s effect, no…?”

But, the fact is that after eating it, the poison in my body vanished… . Seriously?

“H-Hey, wait . If it were true……”

Now I don’t have more seeds in my hands… . .

“UEEEEEEGH!!! Throw up! 1 is fine!” I throw up with all my strength . “Well, yes, yes, oh!”

I try my best to throw up the seed of evolution I just ate .

“GET OOOUTTT!” There was seriously an effect to erase the poison; I should have just eaten one!!!

Wait, now that I think about it, it had quite the amazing effect even when I was starving as well! At that time, to reach the seed of evolution, I had broken my nails while starving and blood was flowing from my nails . Without realizing, the wound was gone . I wanted to return to before I ate the seed of evolution .

“Mooo, I am a big idiot!!! I want to punch the me before I ate the seed of evolution and stop me!”

… . Ah, if that the case, I might as well return before I eat the mushroom . That way I wouldn’t be in this mess .

“… . . Haaa . Moo, now that I ate it, I give up…”

A voice then told me that the skill [poison resistance] has been acquired and Skill [Analyze] evolved into [Intermediate level Analyze], a voice I have been hearing in my head recently . Wait, I wonder whose voice it was .

“Wait a bit, [Analyze] evolved in [Intermediate level Analyze]?”

Until now, like the skill [poison resistance], a new skill has been learned, but now in my head, the voice I heard said, “Rank Up to [Intermediate level Analyze] . ”

“I don’t understand…”

So while I said that, I opened my status .

«Hiiragi Seiichi»

Race: Ultimate potential hidden in mankind

Gender: Male

Occupation: Unfortunate homeless

Age: 17

Level: 1

Magic: 17

ATK: 1

Defense: 1

Agility: 1

Magic attack: 1

Magic defense: 1

Luck: 0

Charm;

«Equipment»

Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .

«Skill»

[Intermediate level Analyze], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance] [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance] [Confusion resistance] [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance] [Hindrance resistance], [Poison Resistance]

«Status»

Evolution x MAX Fatigue .

A,Are? A lot of thing changed? The race is now human and the gender had become male… However, about the ultimate potential hidden in mankind or so it say, I think it’s exaggerating a lot . Ultimate potential, eh . But as always, nothing is written in charm . It . . it’s not like I am sad, okay! (TL note: Tsundere?) [ED note: Tsundere level: Kirino from Oreimo]

«Skill»’s turn . [Analyze] had disappeared and [Intermediate level Analyze] appeared in its place . Now I can learn more from using the skill . [Intermediate level Analyze]… . I can learn more than analyze . Moreover a new resistance [Poison Resistance] was added . Moreover it prevents poisoning .

“This is amazing!!! Super amazing!!!”

Poison resistance is a god send! Thank to this, I can eat the food around here… How desperate was I . Putting this aside, now I can’t eat the seed of evolution anymore .

Above all, I am thankful for [Intermediate level Analyze] . Now the ‘?’ I saw before should show up less… .

Finally «Status»’s turn, what does it mean by Evolution x MAX?

Now that I don’t have another evolution, I can’t learn about the new [Intermediate level Analyze]…

“Well, this time the result is that I survived that”

I alone cheered for myself . In short, stop thinking because I don’t know!! Being alive is wonderful! Only, in that moment, I completely forgot . That was—–

“ukyakkyakkya!”

“eh?”

Near me, a clever monkey stood .

Why?

If I think, I will understand it .

“… . . ”

I made too much noise!!!!

[ED note: HOLY MOTHER OF ANIME… . . This author making a paragraph into a sentence……… . . The monologues are real /endrant]