Chapter 7: Evolution

[Th…this is…]

I take the mysterious sphere in my hand . The result of the appraisal, before its true form, I lost my words .

[Magic: 3]

[ATK: 3850]

[Defense: 2743]

[Agility: 4211]

[Magic Attack: 1]

[Magic defense: 1456]

[Luck: 0]

[Charm: 10]

The result of the appraisal of each ball is this .

In other words, the meaning of these balls is…

“……That clever monkey’s status ah?

Absolute disassembly . It leaves even the status . Outrageous . Hell the magic is low! The magic attack is the same as me .

Luck is 0…… to die because of my armpit odor . All in all, it can’t be a mistake .

It’s painful that the charm is above mine . I am below the monkey in charm… A…are? Fluids flow from my eyes…… I won’t ever say it’s sweat!!!

“Uwaaa… what should I do with this?”

Most likely, I can make the status my own . How should I say it… it appears more useable than the time I got the skills . Such a thing happens when I have the sphere before my eyes . Somehow the violent light that I am getting used to appears and again it enters my body . Then, like the time I acquired the skills, a voice flowing in my head resounds .

“Additional status has been confirmed . For status of more than 1000, 1/10 of that number will be added . ”

In other words, that ridiculous attack power, though not all of it, will become mine .

Attack power 380, defense 274, something like that?

“……Maaa suddenly getting in my hands an absurd power……”

And precisely because I thought so, on the contrary I was relieved that not all of it got into my hands .

Suddenly getting the clever monkey’s speed and strength will be hard for me to use .

“……After collecting all the drop items, I will confirm the status . ”

And so, the last remaining is a single treasure chest .

It’s not very big . It’s small enough to fit in both of my palms .

“… . . As there is no keyhole, it will open directly… . What is in it?”

Because a treasure chest is something that stimulates your curiosity!

“……Yosh!”

I make up my mind and open the treasure chest .

Inside the opened box is a chain and a bag that contains something .

“Wh…what? This chain…”

I pick up the chain with my hands and look at it .

This size, as an accessory, is only long enough to be attached to the belt loop of the pants .

“Well…… I am not into accessories . ”

Maa, I analyze it immediately because I couldn’t understand it even if I continued thinking .

[Kensaru Chain]: To be attached to the belt loop . ‘Rare class equipment’ .

When equipped, the rate of collecting rare items in a field goes up .

“OHHH”

This is amazing . This rare item I got in my hands is because of absolute disassembly!?

Even so, the effect is wonderful! Even if I am able to surely recover the rare drop items from the other party that was defeated using absolute disassembly, the probability of recovering a rare item in a field is low!

“Even so…… this rare class… I wonder if this rare part expresses the rare percentage of appearances . [ED note: rare percentage as in low percentage]

Somehow after using the skill [Appraisal], the description shown is rare drop . In the end, the knowledge that I received from God about this world is still unimproved .

“Normally the rare drops go to the high luck guys . It doesn’t have anything to do with me, no?”

Then why me with my luck of 0? Is it from my upbringing until now? Or is it from the looks?

Maa I will certainly die because everything I analyze always has bad statuses . My luck is 0 . It isn’t a mistake…… right?

“Maa, it doesn’t matter so what’s inside this bag?”

After I immediately equip the chain that was in my hands, this time I take out the bag that came along with the chain in the treasure box . It’s a size that I can hold in the palm of my hand, but somehow I can feel heaviness from it .

“What is inside?”

I check the contents—-

“Coin?”

Inside the bag, there is a type of coin I’ve never seen before .

“What?…Three silver coins, five gold coins… and a color thinner than silver…… color of platinum? One coin……”

This is…… the currency of this world? (TL note:the original says this world’s gold but that feels a little weird so I changed it to currency)

Uhnn… I don’t know their worth . Furthermore, in the place I am right now, there is no meaning to money…

Maa the worth of money should be written in the other world knowledge that I got from God . So I believe .

“Let’s see…… I recovered all the drop items and appraised them . ”

I didn’t level up?

Certainly the way used to defeat it was horrible, but the opponent was level 120, you know!! I think my level has to go up .

“It’s weird…… I’m sure my level was going to go up . ”

I tilt my neck while muttering so .

‘Confirmed a large amount of experience gain . From this point the evolution will happen . ’

“Yes?”

When I tilt my neck due to the words that have suddenly flowed through the head —-

“‘m N!? Oh, my head!!” [TL note: It’s supposed to be a sound of surprise . ]

Suddenly a tremendous pain runs in my head .

“Ite~e~e~e~e~e~eeeeeee! What was that!? Suddenly what!? Seriously it hurts!?”

I have such severe pain in my head that it seems it’s splitting open! Without realizing it, I fall to the ground holding my head .

“Aaaaaaagrggaggga!!!!”

Hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Seriously it hurts!!!!

Due to too much pain, I am unable to think calmly . Then suddenly I hear a weird sound .

Bakibakibaki! (TL note: Don’t ask me what the hell is this . )

“What’s that sound!? What itetetetete!”

I have a bad feeling . Because I certainly heard that sound coming from my head! When I was suffering from this atrocious pain, suddenly that pain just vanished .

“Itetetete!…A…are?”

I tilt my neck from the sudden pain .

“Just what ha—-”

My words stopped there . This time my face is assaulted with the atrocious pain .

“Guoooooooooghrt!!!!”

Seriously what the hell! It’s terribly painful!

I hold my face with both hands and again roll on the ground .

Gukibakigukya .

“There it is!! That bad sound is coming from my face!?”

What is happening!? Either way it hurts so much!!!!!

“Ugaaaaaaaaaa!—- N…n?”

Yet again the pain abruptly vanishes .

“Really what is—”

This time, severe pain runs through my body .

“Mooo iyaaaaaaaaahh”

Gukigukibakigukyabekya!

“My bo…bones argh! My muscles aaaaargh . ”

Someone! Someone help me! HELP! HEEEEEELP! (TL note: the last two helps are said in English)

It hurts! What the hell is happening to my body!? It’s terribly painful! This situation, it’s not normal!

“Moiyada…” [ED note: It means enough or no more . ]

I hold my body . I murmur involuntarily while rolling on the ground .

I think that normally you faint if the pain is beyond a certain tolerance range, but there is no sign of me fainting at all .

Do I have to endlessly taste this severe pain? I don’t wanna!

Tears overflow regardless of my intention .

“Agaa ah ah Aagh!”

As I look around rolling on the ground, once again the severe pain I had until a little while ago disappears and it seems like a lie .

“Ze~e …… Ze~e ……”

Just what the hell is happening…!

I think that a thought of “Something suddenly evolved” flows through my head . Why do I have to be attacked by this severe pain?

“Moo with this, it’s already over?”

I murmur so with an erratic breath while somehow raising my body but——-

“Oooooooohgh!!!!”

This time, it’s the lower part of my body that is in terrifying pain!

“Aaaaaagh! Lower part, no! No good!”

Gukigukibekibokibakigushamekya!

“An amazing sound without precedent is ringing through!!”

When I thought the pain in my head stopped, next was my face . When I thought the pain in my face stopped, next it was my body . When I thought the pain in my body, next was my lower body!!

“Someone help me . ”

Can nothing be done about this pain? I did well not becoming disabled! In a way, it’s amazing!

“……Wait, this is not the time to be praising myseeeeeeeelf!!”

Bone!! It broke! Absolutely! What’s more, a part that can’t be trained no matter what is screaming! Give me a break!

If this keeps going like this, I…… will stop being a man!… . It can be that I can’t use it again . But that’s not the problem!! The pain felt can’t be compared to another part!

“Why is this happening……!”

I clench my teeth desperately in an attempt to endure the pain .

“……Aaaaaaagh!”

I can’t hold it at all . It hurts so bad! Moo I hate this!

I am seriously desperately praying when the voice in my head sounds .

‘Evolution has been completed . 1000 points will be added to all stats . ’

“I…it’s over?”

Somehow incredible words just popped out, but more than that, in my head is only the thought of being released from the severe pain .

“Ha~a…… ha~a…… ha~a……”

Yo…yosh I calm down……

I take a deep breath several times in order to adjust my breathing . And I open the status in order to confirm “evolution” and the meaning of the word that I heard before the severe pain started .

«Hiiragi Seiichi»

Race: New Humanity

Gender: Male

Occupation: Homeless

Age: 17

Level: 1

Magic: 1020

ATK: 1386

Defense: 1275

Agility: 1422

Magic attack: 1001

Magic defense: 1147

Luck: 1000

Charm:

«Equipment»

Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .

«Skill»

[Intermediate level Appraisal], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance], [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance], [Confusion resistance], [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance], [Hindrance resistance], [Poison Resistance], [Cutting leg], [Moment], [Super Compounding], [Tool Production: Super First-class]

«State»

Evolution × 9 . Fatigue

«Possession gold»

10530000G

“It’s weird!”

I did a tsukkomi at my own stats without realizing .

“My initial status was 1 so why suddenly this inflation!?”

Evolution panel? The effect is too terrific! I knew the second part of the words was not a lie? I didn’t hear it . Furthermore «State», the part of evolution is at MAX x9…… And it is to say, I still have to experience nine times that severe pain!?

Iyaa…… certainly the stats that appeared are amazing but…… I don’t have the confidence to withstand 9 more times .

“Why wasn’t the bonus added to the charm part? Isn’t it weird!?”

1000 is added to all status, no!? Where did the 1000 charm go!? I seriously have 0 charm?

And the race, I don’t understand it, seems to be new human .

Then again the thing I am most curious about is why after defeating the clever monkey I am still at level 1!

Did you mean, for that “evolution” thing, it consumed all the obtained experience value!?

“U wa~a……somehow there are a lot of things to be depressed about wa~a……’

It happens when I drop my line of sight to the ground .

“Nn?”

I feel a strange sense of discomfort .

Strange . Somewhere is wrong .

“…What?” Below(・・)it’s the ground like normal .

“!”

I touch my belly in a hurry .

“……I…I lost weight…!!”

Yes, my feeling of discomfort was because before, I saw my belly when I looked at the ground, but now I see the ground beautifully . Before, my belly disrupted my vision of the ground .

“Seriously I lost weight!! And the stretched skin that appears after losing so much weight is not there! Even that situation is avoided!”

Th…this is amazing……! That pig-like me slimmed! Diet effect is amazing!!… . I wonder if there are more surprises . But, the fact that I lost weight is very important now for me .

“Somehow, I also seem to be building up muscles……”

I think so while touching my own belly . It’s abnormally tight .

“Maa, it’s probably my imagination . Furthermore, getting slim doesn’t change me being disgusting . ”

I conclude . My pants feel weird .

“Are……My pants are falling……”

Why?… There is no reason to think about it . I slimmed down .

“I am really happy that I slimmed down, but the clothes I am wearing…”

The upper part of the clothes I am wearing feels absolutely saggy .

It can’t be helped . I put the belt in the tightest hole and somehow it’s holding up .

“The upper part…… I have no choice but to give up!”

I do so and realize another abnormality .

“N?…Somehow I got the feeling that my viewpoint is taller…”

Did I get taller? In this short period of time?

“…It can’t be . Suddenly losing weight is a thing . but suddenly getting taller is impossible . The bones are different than fat . ”

Maa, I also don’t think I have gotten thin suddenly…… . isn’t it?

“Only, that sound that is not supposed to be heard that came from all over my body… it can be possible . ”

Un… . It’s fine . There doesn’t seem to be trouble for the moment .

I don’t understand the reason . If you experience that horrible pain that makes you slim down, it could sell…… Iyaa impossible . To make you want to endure that pain… . Just how much do you want to lose weight? Take care of yourself .

“Saa… . What will I do next…”

I sit down on the ground, thinking .

“In the battle against the clever monkey, I used two first class recovery medicines…”

I understand the method of making them from the knowledge of the clever monkey and the location of the herbs as well .

Moreover, to make the first class recovery medicines, I need water and right now I am quite thirsty and want it .

“… . Yosh! First let’s think on how to survive in this forest . For that objective, I have to make full use of the knowledge I got from the clever monkey . ”

So I decide, let’s work .

“I will do it!!!

What I should do?… . Saa?

[ED note: This guy became a cow with all his “Moo” (I know it’s not like a cow mooing) . ]