Holy Banana Pants! What just happened!

Did I really push myself into a grave hole today!

Just when Leena closely focused on the lavatory partitions, she realized the havoc she had created in the men’s washroom. Her jaw dropped to the floor in shock and embarrassment when she gazed up and down at the man to confirm the incident she witnessed was real and the next words he voiced out was a pure loss of face to her.

“Hello, Miss Pervert! Look up! This is not an X-rated reality show! If you are done gawking at it, can you turn aside? It’s hard to continue my unfinished job with your hungry stares.” His orotund voice swiftly awakened from her trance and realized her eyes have still not moved away.

“I am really sorry!” Leena whispered in embarrassment. Her apology is the least self-respect she can give to this man for trespassing his privacy. How she wished to dig a hole and bury herself for a lifetime. She turned away to walk out of the room. The moment she touched the doorknob, it was unfastened from the other end and then entered two middle-aged men breaking into the room swiftly. The duo froze in shock when they looked at a certain woman.

“Aaaaaaa!” The man’s piercing voice echoed into the room.

“Aaaaaaa! A woman in men’s restroom!” Another uncle screamed clutching his both hands over his chest in a protective manner.

“Holy Water! What era is this!”

Leena closed her eyes annoyingly. Can this day get any better? At first, it was only one man and now I have to deal with these uncles and what is that uncle thinking of her by grasping his hands over his chest for protection. Her anger flared up instantly. How she wanted to strangle these two potatoes.

“It’s not like I have seen yours. You lollipops! Why are you freaking out like a woman?” Pointing towards the man standing at the other end, she voiced out loudly. “He himself is not complaining even after I have seen his.”

She immediately closed her mouth shut with the content she blabbered. The man at the other end coughed loudly at her choice of words.

“I have never seen someone as shameless as you. Wait for a harassment notice from my lawyer Miss Pervert. Even if I don’t know your name, I will turn this city upside down until I find your doorstep.” He knew this little fox would not reveal her name even if he demands. Anyway, I have other ways to find about her and disappeared not before giving a cold stare to the other uncles.

” ”

“Did we offend him?”

“I don’t think so.”

“Then why is he looking at us like we have mistaken someone.”

…..

“Did you really enter into men’s washroom?” Uncle Pumpkin and Reese were laughing on the floor clutching their stomach. They did not even bother to entertain the weird stares the crowd was granting.

“How embarrassing! What does everyone think of me? Hey! Should I die? or Should I go into hiatus for some time!” Leena was crying and tugging her neatly groomed hair into a mess to the point of pulling out her roots. Hungry stares?Woah! He is one high self shameless man. I did not even see that thing properly. Suddenly she realized something and cursed at herself.

“Reese, What do I do now? He warned me that there will an issue of harassment letter at my doorstep for trespassing his privacy. Will he really do that?” Leena asked worriedly.

“Don’t worry, he doesn’t even know your name. He just depicted the idea would scare you.” To some extent, Reese tried to control her laughter, but it was not enough. She laughed again. At the least, this sadist’s mouth was shut by someone. Finally, she got scared of someone today.

“Will you come and bail me if he really sues me?” Leena again asked wailing loudly like a child.

“Drama queen, you think too much.”

“He called me a pervert Reese. Do I really look like one.” Leena sobbed and tried to wipe her invisible tears.

“Well, now you look like one.” Reese laughed again.

“Hey! No one called me that till now!” She cried again.

“Well, he called you now. By the way, is he big down there?” Uncle Pumpkin voiced out in excitement.

“UNCLE PUMPKIN!” Leena screamed. ” You are making me look like a real pervert here! If you are that desperate go and check yourself in the washroom.” Leena screamed.

….

Devin walked into the resort looking everywhere to get a glimpse of someone’s face, but couldn’t find. It’s like the person has disappeared in a wink. Did she gets offended by his voice at the washroom? He pulled his hair in frustration. Just then, he found tap on his shoulders and looked at his friend Andrew.

“What’s wrong? Are you searching for someone? Are you still frustrated at me for dragging you here? This resort has many games and I want to enjoy them with you.” Andrew pouted.

“Drew, I need your help. Get each and every person’s details along with their photos checked into the Serene hotel today and send it to my mail. I need it as soon as possible.” Devin was already getting impatient to know about the little kit.

“Why?” Andrew’s curiosity piqued. As fas as he knew, his best friend would never ask about anyone’s name, forget about information.

“I have to sue someone.” He stated in a monotonous tone. Drew rolled his sleeve shirt and marched forward in a gangster avatar.

“When did you become a tragic actress?” Devin pulled him back dragging his collar.

“Who dared to touch Wang Devin’s bottom line. They will have to see my wrath today.”

‘A little kitty who stole my heart.’ He kept that thought to himself.

“No one. First, get the information which I asked you.” He stated and left the resort. Good that I was the only one in the washroom. He can’t even imagine other men being there. Never in his life, he would have thought, this would be the situation, he would meet her. This is so embarrassing. What should I tell our future children if they ask about how he met their mommy? Devin suddenly stopped in the tracks when he realized something. What are you thinking Devin? He cursed at the thought.

…

Leena finally got into her bed and looked at the sleeping carrot and sighed. What a day! She wished to go back to a day before to avoid all these dramas. She slumped on to the bed and entered into a deep slumber after some time or so she thought.

Leena was screaming and waving her imaginary hands in protest just when she was dragged away by the Police when the court admitted her for being guilty.

“No. I didn’t. Uncle Police, please don’t take me. I am innocent. I did not see anything.”

She flared from her bed in the middle of the night only to find it was a dream. It’s a dream! It’s a dream! Will he really come for me? Leena cried. Dear God! Never ever make that man appear in front of me. In exchange, I will not eat my favourite banana for the entire day.. She clasped her hands and prayed as if her life depended on it and collapsed on to the bed again without thinking she has awakened a certain devil and he is already making his own plans.