Chapter 3: Just that the brain cannot really function well

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

“Holy shit!”

Ji Zhiyao completely forgot that he was still live-streaming and let out a mouthful of profanity.

The assassin in white continued to retreat while avoiding the marksman’s auto attacks and stuns. When he moved back a certain distance, the assassin had then arrived in his team’s jungle. Ji Zhiyao’s finger paused, and he stopped retreating. Instead, he bided his time and threw out a triple-play attack.

The marksman’s form was completely stunned.

Ji Zhiyao was overjoyed and instantly used his ultimate ability, striking on the marksman in gold.

After a whole combination of attacks, the marksman was left with little health.

Ji Zhiyao hit the keyboard with all his might.

Auto-attack!

Then, he opened his eyes and looked.

Fi-god was actually still alive?

And still left with half of his health!

Ji Zhiyao grunted in annoyance.

When did this person use his reviving equipment?

That was some really fast hand-speed.

At this point, the assassin in white was too left with half of his health, and all his skills were under cooldown ¹ . Ji Zhiyao had no choice but to quickly retreat, heading towards his team’s turret.

Yet, he could not make it in time.

Fi-god threw out a ranged attack with stun at him. The assassin in white was totally paralyzed and could only bear the attacks.

And he was battered to death.

Ji Zhiyao’s facial expression was as though he had nothing to live for anymore.

His heart was tired.

The comments in the streaming room all turned to this manner.

[6666666 ² That’s my MelonRind’s hand-speed from 18 years of being single!]

[Really, dying without any regrets!]

[HAHAHAHA, that’s what you get for provoking him. This is an honor bestowed upon you by Fi-god. You did not die a wrongful death!]

[NoHomo’s judgment is really strong—I didn’t even process any of the dirty tricks he played till the stun and retreat. I’ve just come back to my senses!]

[Giving my MelonRind a hug with a pained heart.]

[MelonRind, don’t cry. Stand up and fight!]

Ji Zhiyao stared at the respawn time ³ and wished he could stab a hole in it.

Barely making it through the last five seconds, the assassin in white was respawned. Now, a new wave of creeps was out. Ji Zhiyao did not dare to wonder, hiding in the jungle and wretchedly leveling up, planning his revenge.

After he had cleared the creeps, he flew to the bottom lane ⁴ to clear the minions ⁵ .

After earning all the gold from the minions, he looked up with his dark pupils. Ji Zhiyao glanced at the map and realized that the awe-inspiring marksman seemed to be rooted to the mid lane, not moving at all.

Did he disconnect?

He attacked the turret twice, could not keep it in, and went on to the open chat.

[HasMelonRindBeenGayToday: Is Fi-god lagging?]

A few seconds passed.

[Mix.Fi: Opening the yogurt cover.]

“…”

Was this person having breakfast while gaming?

[Mix.Fi: Your prediction and execution skills are both not too bad, just that the brain cannot really function well.]

[HasMelonRindBeenGayToday: … I thank you.]

Ji Zhiyao ragingly reviewed the current KDA ⁶ and realized that his teammates had in the past ten minutes delivered 11 kills to the opponents.

Either already feeding, or about to go seek their doom.

Ji Zhiyao was completely distorted with anger.

The assassin in white turned back to return to the base and went on autopilot for ten minutes.

Only until twenty minutes into the game did Ji Zhiyao choose to surrender without hesitating.

Exiting the game, he gulped down ice water to calm down.

Tightening the cap, Ji Zhiyao picked up his phone and started to check the almanac.

Four prominent words.

Unsuitable for doing anything.

He looked towards the ceiling and rolled his eyes. When his vision returned to screen, he realized there was an extra red dot on his friend request list.

[Mix.Fi has requested to be your friend. Accept?]

Ji Zhiyao began to wonder once more if Fi-god had been hacked, while mercilessly clicking ‘reject.’

Is Fi-god a big deal?!

Dignity is the most important!

After clicking on his mouse, his mood began to improve.

Thereafter, he remembered that the streaming room was still open and maximized the window.

Then…

“What are all of you laughing at?!”