Chapter 31: Yun Chujiu Is an Imp

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Yun Chujiu! Bullsh*t! You’re shameless! It’s obvious that you’re the one who made me this way!” Bai Morou rolled her eyes, and she was so angry that she almost fainted.

Yun Chujiu threw up her hands innocently. “Bai Moyu, I’ve put all of your past transgressions behind me, and I’m kind as well as generous enough to tell you the cause of your illness. It’s a pity that Bai Morou has refused to appreciate my kindness. You can’t put the blame on me now!”

Bai Moyu’s gaze darkened. “If Morou is truly suffering from chest pains, how can I cure her?”

“It’s easy. You can give her a few kicks, and you might be able to set her nerve straight!” Yun Chujiu blinked.

“Nonsense! Bastard! Brother, don’t listen to this wench running her mouth! Kill her! Just kill her!” Bai Morou was so enraged by Yun Chujiu that she lost all rationality and started to shout hysterically.

The onlookers could not help but regard her behavior with scorn, and they began to discuss the matter.

“Tsk, I heard from someone in the past that the fourth lady in the Bai family is arrogant and wilful. By the looks of it today, their words are true!”

“Exactly. The ninth young mistress of the Yun family has already put their past transgressions behind her and even helped her to find the cause of her illness. Yet, she still scolded her. She’s so ungrateful!”

“I think what the ninth young mistress said makes sense. I’ve heard that some people can’t move after a fall, but later on, if someone hits a few spots on their body, by sheer coincidence, they recover.”

“Yes! I also heard that someone sprained his waist when he farted, and it was all a coincidence! I think the words of the ninth young mistress are reliable. Who knows? Maybe a few kicks can really treat her.”

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Bai Morou listened to the crowd’s discussion, and she became so exasperated that she shouted, “What kind of rubbish are you plebeians spouting?! I’ll have my brother kill all of you!”

The onlookers subconsciously took a few steps back. ‘The Bai family is indeed a force to be reckoned with. We’d best stop talking!’

“Everybody, don’t worry. If the Bai family gives you trouble, please come to the Yun residence to seek help. The Yun residence does not oppress people and commit all kinds of crimes, unlike a certain family. Such people will be struck by lightning because of karma sooner or later!” Yun Chujiu straightened her tiny body and schooled her face.

When the crowd heard what Yun Chujiu said, they started to lean toward Yun Chujiu’s side, and even Yun Chujiu’s dark face became pleasing to their eyes.

Bai Moyu clenched his fists. ‘Why has Yun Chujiu changed so drastically? In the past, she couldn’t even utter a comprehensible sentence, but now, she can stir up the crowd so well! If she remains alive, she’ll definitely be a huge problem. I have to get rid of her!

‘However, is what Yun Chujiu saying true? Is Morou really just suffering from chest pains? Will she get well after a few kicks?’

While Bai Moyu was still doubting Yun Chujiu’s words and alarmed by the situation, Yun Chujiu spoke again.

“By the way, this is just a gentle reminder. You can’t kick her however you like when it comes to this sort of chest pain. You have to do it with skill and at a certain frequency. If you don’t kick her properly, Bai Morou might spend the rest of her life like this!”

“No! No! Save me, Brother! Save me!” Bai Morou was teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown by now.

Bai Moyu gave Yun Chujiu a dark and ghastly glare. “Yun Chujiu, stop beating around the bush. My patience is limited. What are your conditions? What do you want before you’re willing to treat Morou?”

Yun Chujiu sighed. “All right! I don’t usually show my abilities, but I can help you give Bai Morou a few kicks. Still, you should know that my body isn’t that healthy, and with each kick, I will need a lot of supplements to recover my strength.

“So, how about this? With each kick, the Bai family pays me ten thousand taels of silver. Since Bai Morou’s condition is so serious, I reckon that she will need fifty kicks before she becomes well.”

The crowd gasped. ‘Oh my goodness, won’t fifty kicks mean five hundred thousand taels of silver?!’

There were complicated emotions in the eyes of those who were smart as they looked at Yun Chujiu.

‘What the heck? Who was the one who said that Yun Chujiu’s a piece of trash and a fool with her head wrapped up in love?!’

‘She’s an imp that will swallow a person whole!’

‘Here we are, standing up for her! Why, she has just set up a trap so that she can scam the Bai family out of their money!’