Glorious thunder and lightning instantly dashed down as the strong downpour of rain fell from the sky. Yu Yaoyao was awakened from her stupor by the violent wind and rain.

She opened her eyes somewhat confusedly, and in an instant she was blinded with throbbing pain, moving her head uncomfortably.

Huh? Has her nest become softer?

Compared to the field with stones, twigs, and leaves piled up she was used to, this quilt was fragrant and warm. She could not help but rub her chin on the soft material a few times, a satisfied smile appearing on her dainty lips.

She rubbed her sore eyes and tried to raise her head.

But as soon as her eyes opened midway, she saw a huge and gorgeous crystal chandelier against a snow-white backdrop. Surrounding her were European-styled, white furniture with gilded edges.

Gulp. Yu Yaoyao swallowed, looking up and around slowly. This was not her snake nest back at the zoo!

A few years ago, she had secretly hid in the snake house of a popular zoo. She played day by day with her mobile phone, and was addicted to novels and TV plays.

However, when she had learned the basic knowledge of the world, she was ready to slip out of the zoo to be the most beautiful star in the land. Just when she was ready to audition, she was suddenly hit by a thunderbolt by the d*mn demon law enforcement, and died immediately!

I’m actually dead… Her head aches whenever she thinks, and a memory that does not belong to her constantly invaded her mind.

She’s reborn now—no, she transmigrated?

Her soul transmigrated into a female with the same name as her, also called Yu Yaoyao. This woman grew up in love with the film emperor Chen Jiao, but in order to save her family from financial crisis, she married the owner of an entertainment company and lived in constant heartbreak for her unrequited love.

Just now, she called her estranged husband to ask for money, which ultimately resulted in a heated argument. As soon as she had raised her head in frustration, she hit the head of the bed and passed out in a coma.

While she was still sorting out the unexpected memories, the mobile phone on the bed suddenly rang.

A call prompt with the name ‘Yu Xinjie’ jumped out.

A familiar name, Yu Yaoyao thought as she peeked over and accepted the call.

On the other side immediately came an urgent voice, “Sister, have you taken the sleeping pills?”

“I had to place my trust in a few friends to buy enough. In batches!” the voice continued.

“Sleeping pills?” Yu Yaoyao asked doubtfully.

She shifted her eyes to the bedside table, and sure enough, there were several bottles of medicine conspicuously scattered around.

“Sister, are you repenting?” came Yu Xinjie’s reply.

She ranted, “Before you commit suicide, ask brother-in-law first for another five million dollars this month! Don’t you care about mom and dad? Are you going to leave me alone?” She continued relentlessly, “I’m about to pay my tuition for the new year, and dad’s company is to invest in new projects. What can I do?”

Yu Yaoyao was stunned. “Tuition fees?”

What a sister! Too cold-hearted!

Isn’t it obvious that she’s about to commit suicide? And to die just for her tuition?

“Sister, are you afraid? Don’t worry, when brother-in-law comes back, he will definitely take you to the hospital. You won’t be able to commit suicide again! The moment you ask brother-in-law for five million dollars, I’ll send your love letter to elder brother Chen Jiao!”

On her last day before she took on a human form, she had read on her mobile phone the web novel: ‘Overbearing President Pampers Sweet Wife’ in which the miserable female match was fooled by her white lotus sister, took sleeping pills, and lived a life where she was mostly only half alive.

This miserable girl had the same name as her, and that vicious sister was none other than Yu Xinjie.

Yu Xinjie was an illegitimate daughter. After the death of Yu Yaoyao’s mother, she followed her mother who became the new mistress of the home and settled in the Yu residence. She pretended to cultivate ten years of sisterhood with Yu Yaoyao, but actually wanted to take away everything from her.

Not only did she manipulate Yu Yaoyao to pursue her first love, the film emperor, but even until after she was married, she coaxed her to commit suicide and threatened her to ask the male lead for money.

T/N: Hello everyone! Moon-er here with a new novel in collaboration with my sister, translator Ying Yue. This one has a surprising twist on transmigration, of which our MC was a snake who became a human! Bwahaha! Clarification: this is her human form.

This has tropes like moder-day romance, entertainment circle, acting, face-slapping white lotus beeches, childcare (my uwus), a tsundere male lead, a shameless & cunning protagonist & supporting characters you’ll love overtime! And of course, the comedy. I don’t know about you, but this novel made me laugh so much.

I hope you’ll come to love this novel as I do!

Your beloved translator, moon-er. 03